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Member Since: 7 May 2012 02:44am

Last Seen: 1 Mar 2013 02:16pm

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  1. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Me: Mum, can you lend me £20?
    Mum: No, money doesn't grow on tree's you know!
    Me: Yeah but, what is money made of?
    Mum: Paper
    Me: And where does paper come from?
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum:
    Me: Point proven

  2. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    Yo Mama Jokes #4
    Yo Mama's so fat, that when she walks down the beach, all the whales sing "We are family!"

  3. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    I'm fed up of...
    People stealing my quotes, copying them on witty and getting hundreds more favs just because they are more populare than me. Yeah...Thanks Witty..

  4. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Me: I'm gonna have a good day today.
    Hair: Lol, no
    Clothes: Lol, no
    Make-up: Lol, no
    Body: Lol, no
    Personality: Lol, no
    Brain: Lol, no
    Me: Damnit

  5. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    New Love
    Ring ring. The alarm woke me from my deep slumber. "Uggghhh" I groaned. Monday again? Who said my weekend could end. I turned around to glance at the clock. 7:00 am alredy? Just 5 more minutes...I woke at 7:45. I screamed and leaped out of bed in a hurry. I grabbed my coat and slippers and rapidly sped out of the house, still in my PJ's. I slammed the door of my silver mercedes a bit too loudly. Oops. Sighing, I started the engine. It spluttered twice and then jumped into life. I sped to school, not obeying any traffic lights or speed limits. I arrived at school 15 minutes late. Grabbing my spare clothes, I sprinted to the changing rooms and got changed into comfy black leggings and a green holister jumper. Poking my head out the door, I peered around to see if anyone was looking. It was my 3rd month at this new school and I sill wasn't very popular. I decidedto attack the sea of pupils racing to get to class. I elbowed people, kicked them, pinched them and shouted at them, untill I got to my locker. I entered the combination and loaded all the books into my schoolbag. I sprinted down the corridor, up the stairsand.......SPLAT. I bumped into someoneand tumbled down the stairs. Ouch.
    "Oh my gosh!, I'm so sorry!" This gentle voice said. I looked up to see a tall, hansome guy looking down on me. He lifted my books into my bag and looked into my eyes. He grabbed my waist and softly lifted my head up towards his. I could feel his breath on my lips. His lips were centimetres away from mine...
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    Fav if I should start a story

  6. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    I've writen a story. Fav if I should put it on witty and comment if I shouldn't.

  7. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Boy: I'm dating 3 girls at once, you jello?
    Me: Nah bro, I'm nutella..

  8. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Today, we set our teacher on fire. How I love chemistry.

  9. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:40am UTC
    Yo Mama Jokes #4
    Yo Mama's so fat, that when she walks down the beach, all the whales sing "We are family!"

  10. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Yo Mama Jokes #3
    Yo Mama's so heavy, that when she jumped in the pool, she never came back up.

  11. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Yo Mama Jokes #2
    Yo Mamma's so fat, that the only thing stopping her from eating at McDonalds 24/7 is the door

  12. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Yo Mama Jokes #1
    Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scales it said 'one at a time please'

  13. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    Boy: Hey wanna go out?
    Girl: No, I have a boyfriend
    Boy: And I have a maths test tomorrow
    Girl: Whats that got to do with this convosation?
    Boy: I thought we were listing things we could cheat on :)

  14. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    *I come downstairs when guests are in the house*
    Mum: Oh finally Charlotte, have you come to socialise??
    Me: Oh no thanks......I just left my charger down here.....

  15. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:56am UTC
    Lazy People fact #128964063947735729
    You were to lazy to read that number

  16. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:36am UTC
    I'm staying strong
    Even though
    It's hard

  17. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    This is NOT for faves
    10 faves = I will flirt with him
    20 faves = I will admit that I love him
    50 faves = I will hug him
    100 faves + = I will follow him around everywhere, blow him kisses, and be the best girl ever and make him never forget that I love him
    This is not for faves, I just need motivation and courage

  18. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:15am UTC
    Me: Daddy, where did I come from?
    Dad: You came from your mother
    Me: Then where did she come from?
    Dad: FROM THE VERY DEPTHS OF HELL ITSELF!

  19. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Random Fact #1
    100% of people reading this are beautiful

  20. horseriderbabe horseriderbabe
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Random Fact #1100% of people reading this are beautiful

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