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xothecullenatorxo
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July 16, 2009 2:31pm UTC

The Volvo business must have been booming after twilight =)

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 16, 2009 8:30pm UTC

I can't believe
That the old guy on the SixFlags commercial dances better than me!

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 16, 2009 8:34pm UTC

I can just picture all the students dancing
to "We are the Champions" at the end of
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
when You-Know-Who dies.

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 16, 2009 8:38pm UTC

Ron: So did you and Ginny do it then?
Harry: Er-
Ron: Hide the Princes textbook?
Harry: Oh, yea.
Lmao! Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (the movie)

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 17, 2009 12:24pm UTC

I'd rather take an O.W.L
(ordinary wizarding
level) than a state test.

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 17, 2009 4:22pm UTC

Well, usually when a person shakes their head they mean 'no'.So unless she is using a form of sigh language as yet unknown to humans---
~ProfessorMinervaMcGonagall~

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 17, 2009 4:25pm UTC

Harry:Yeah.No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly....
Ron:And from now on, I don't care if my tealeaves spell die,Ron,die --I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 18, 2009 2:28pm UTC

Professor Dumbledore:Certainly,certainly. Let me draw you up a chair.
Professor Trelwaney:I dare not,Headmaster!If I join the table, we shall be thirteen!Nothing could be more unlucky! Never forget that when thirteen dine together,the first to rise will be the first to die!
Professor McGonagoll:We'll risk it,Sibyll.Do sit down,the turkeys getting stone cold.
~Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,page 228 chapter 11~

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 18, 2009 9:12pm UTC

If you want to keep a cheap person busy
~just glue a dime to the floor~

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xothecullenatorxo
posted a quote
July 19, 2009 2:48pm UTC

I take bad jokes
as a personal insult
(didn't know where to put it)

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 19, 2009 3:06pm UTC

When my mom tells me to clean my room, I reply " Do I look like a house elf to you?"

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 21, 2009 7:54pm UTC

i rate guys on a scale of Jacob to Edward

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 22, 2009 3:31pm UTC

ProfessorMcGonagoll:"Excuse me,Professor Flitwick,could I borrow Wood for a moment?"
Wood?thought Harry,bewildered;was Wood a cane she was going to use on him?
HarryPotter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 22, 2009 3:33pm UTC

Ron:Merry Christmas.
Harry:You,too.Will you look at this?I've got some presents!
Ron:What did you expect,turnips?

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xothecullenatorxo
posted a quote
July 22, 2009 3:36pm UTC

GeorgeWeasley: You haven't got a letter on your sweater.I suppose Mum thinks you don't forget your name.But we're not stupid-- we know we're called Gred and Forge.
Gotta love the Weasley twins!

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 22, 2009 4:08pm UTC

Ways to get kicked out of Target:
1)Take a nap on one of the model beds
2) make your own stop sign and control shopping cart traffic
3) skip around the camping section and sing the Campfire Song
4)sit on furniture and refuse to get up
5)put things in peoples shopping carts when they aren't looking
6)ride a bike around the store singing a song of your choice
7) walk around the store telling people that theres going to be a dance party in the electronics section,and they're invited. Go to the electronic section and turn on a sterio as loud as it goes-then start to dance
8) sit on a shelf in the food section and tell people that you're on sale, are fat-free and have a lot of nutritional value
9) take your favorite actor/actresses last name and ask a worker if its in stock. when they say no,throw a temper tantrum and cry
10)when someone asks where your parents are, tell them they're doing the same thing as you at Walmart
=) all mine I think... got the idea from the Walmart quotes and made up my own stuff! peace out!

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 22, 2009 4:15pm UTC

Twilight and Harry Potter should come together to make...
Harry Potter and the Vampires' Secret
Summary:
When Harry,Ginny,Ron and Hermione decide to get their famlies together for a vacation to Washington, they get a big surprise! While driving around the small town of Forks, Ron spots a pale teenager who looks mysteriously like Cedric Diggory who died years ago!When they confront him,they get a big surprise. Find out what happens when these wizards discover Forks' best kept secret!

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 23, 2009 3:08pm UTC

Screw being a princess
I want to be a wizard,thats also a vampire, that can change into a werewolf

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 23, 2009 8:53pm UTC

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xothecullenatorxo
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July 23, 2009 8:55pm UTC

I don't care who you are:that was funny.
~Larry the Cable Guy~

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