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horse143143

1. horse143143
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 12:57pm UTC
   Commas are important!
   Without them, "Let's eat, Grandpa!"
   becomes "Let's eat Grandpa!"
   
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2. horse143143
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 12:44pm UTC
   People are people
   and sometimes we change our minds.
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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3. horse143143
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 10:50am UTC
   You're BEAUTIFUL.
   And don't forget it.
   
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4. horse143143
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   THAT AWKWARD MOMENT;
   when you cry harder when Toby and Spencer get back together than when the police find Maya's body.
   [(pretty little liars)]
   
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5. horse143143
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   2. More. Days.
   fav + comment if you know what I mean
   
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6. horse143143
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when you sneeze
   during your period.
   
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7. horse143143
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 9:29am UTC
   Just close your eyes,
   the sun is going down.
   -Safe and Sound, Taylor Swift
   
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8. horse143143
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   Take it from me,
   you're always better off with a really good lie.
   -Alison DiLaurentis, Pretty Little Liars
   
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9. horse143143
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 4:33pm UTC
   We've all
   fallen up the stairs.
   
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10. horse143143
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Face it...
    We've all slipped on our own banana in MarioKart.
    
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11. horse143143
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your dad declares that "Sexy and I Know It" is his new jam.
    
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12. horse143143
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    “If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.”
    -Winnie the Pooh
    
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13. horse143143
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you realize Spencer is ten years older than Ali in real life.
    {pretty little liars}
    
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14. horse143143
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Friends stab you in the back.
    Boyfriends stab you in the heart.
    but best friends poke each other with bendy straws.
    nmq
    
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15. horse143143
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    You wanna see ugly?
    Look in a magazine.
    You wanna see drop dead gorgeous?
    Look in a mirror.
    
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16. horse143143
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    You break my heart,
    I break your nose.
    Are we clear?
    
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17. horse143143
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    When I said I hated your guts I was lying.
    I love your guts.
    And eyes.
    And smile.
    And every perfect thing about you.
    
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18. horse143143
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 9:44am UTC
    When me and my best guy friend were having a pudding war, some landed on my lip. Then he said that he was hungry and kissed me. <3
    
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19. horse143143
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 9:39am UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    when you and your friends start crying because the puppy sang a cute song on Santa Buddies. :)
    
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20. horse143143
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 9:48am UTC
    When life gives u lemonz,
    put em down your shirt to make ur boobs look bigger!
    
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