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  1. Blurryface.* Blurryface.*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    "I have made many mistakes in my life,the only memory I have of them,the scars on my hands.The music of One Direction and Taylor Swift, Apart from the fact that inspired me,they also saved my little life."

  2. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    I wish I cried macaroni so then I'd have free macaroni and they I would be so happy that I would cry from happiness and make more macaroni

  3. I'mNotOkay* I'mNotOkay*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    Don't worry Isabella,
    my Phineas doesn't notice me either.

  4. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    "I never said she stole my money"
    This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the emphasised word.

  5. daniigee daniigee
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    Jack and Jill went up the hll to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE'S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

  6. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    So a couple weeks ago 5 of my friends and I all took a daytrip together in my friend DeVante's car and we had to draw straws to see who would sit in the trunk because there were only 5 seats and my friend Eric ended up back there. Eric and DeVante had never met before this trip. So as we're driving, Eric keeps asking DeVante questions about his home life and DeVante decides to scare the sh.t out of Eric and tells him he's in a gang and everyone is going to be a part of a drug deal and Eric got really quiet and I turned around five minutes later to find him hyperventilating in the far side of the trunk.

  7. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    go to hell, for heaven's sake

  8. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 11:57am UTC
    do you ever get
    »»» that horrible sinking feeling
    WHEN YOU REGRET DOING SOMETHING?

  9. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    attractive boy: *exists*
    me: oh no oh no what are you no stop what are you doing i no who told you who gave you the right to why would you no no go away no please leave me be no no that's go away you're no stop

  10. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    I love throwing things at the fan and watching them fly across the room.
    That's why I'm not allowed to touch the cat anymore.

  11. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    Do you ever look up from reading a book
    and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story

  12. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:26am UTC
    a girl asked me how i got good at drawing
    so i answered that i sacrificed virgins for the dark lord satan and she looked kinda terrified
    i forgot u can’t really make this kind of joke outside of the internet

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Why are you ignoring him??
    Because sometimes, the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.

  14. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 7:45am UTC
    Just because she came off strong,doesn't
    mean she didn't fall asleep
    Crying
    and even though she acts like everything is alright
    MAYBE just maybe, she's really good at
    lying

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    I don't even have my own personality anymore it's just a mixture of all the youtubers that I watch um

  16. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    Beauty is inside.
    Example: a fridge

  17. Sylvia♥* Sylvia♥*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    stupid people arent
    enoying
    they are free entertaiment

  18. katdesroc katdesroc
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    And he called me beautiful.

  19. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    Taylor Swift when she's 80:
    "I knew you were trouble when you wheeled in"

  20. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

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