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hey uh i have a sn but im not putting it here HOPE U LIKE MY quotes holla!
  1. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2004 5:26pm UTC
    Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others this is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible...
    it looks awesome if u make the first word in each sentence bold and then the last word italiczed

  2. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2004 6:17pm UTC
    roses r red
    violets r blue
    most poems rhyme
    but this wun dosent!

  3. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2004 6:16pm UTC
    im playing marco polo with deaf kids!

  4. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2004 6:16pm UTC
    haha lol

  5. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2004 6:15pm UTC
    .·:*°°*:·.
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    xX* Be Back Later *Xx
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  6. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2004 6:14pm UTC
    *×°•Be BaCk LaTeR•°×*

  7. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2004 6:13pm UTC
    /`````\,.~°\ /°~./`````\,.~°\ /°~.
    / /\ \\ \/````\/ // /\ \\ _ \/ _ /
    / /..\ \\ // /..\ \ | |
    °~.,/```\,.~° \,¸¸,/\,¸¸,/°~.,/```\,.~ |,,,,|
    it says away its best in arial size 8

  8. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2004 6:13pm UTC
    i love pirates alot

  9. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2004 6:12pm UTC
    If u think im a nice girl
    U better think twice
    Cause im half the sugar
    And twice the spice!

  10. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:59pm UTC
    You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

  11. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:57pm UTC
    We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found!!!

  12. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:57pm UTC
    One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
    local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
    husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
    embarrassing. What should I do?"
    "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
    I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
    motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
    good poke in the leg."
    In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
    this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
    ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
    "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
    hatpin.
    "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
    Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
    your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
    Mrs. Jones.
    "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
    "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
    Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
    notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
    motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
    husband with the hatpin again.
    The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
    him his 99th son?"
    Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
    dang thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
    and kill you!"
    "Amen," replied the congregation.

  13. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:57pm UTC
    Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
    were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
    phone call.
    The other three were discussing their children while walking to
    the first tee.
    "My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
    in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
    owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
    in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
    brand new home as a gift."
    The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
    career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
    "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
    friend two brand new cars as a gift."
    The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
    stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
    last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
    as a gift.
    As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
    him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
    are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
    "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
    out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
    and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
    As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
    bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
    three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
    and a big stock portfolio."

  14. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:56pm UTC
    Hi. Now you say something.

  15. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:56pm UTC
    Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving > messages. > My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are > clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their > picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and > they > will get back to you.

  16. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:56pm UTC
    Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. > Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

  17. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:56pm UTC
    Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right > now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it > up > and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a > message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you >

  18. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:55pm UTC
    Hey mam I'll trade u my double wide trailer for ur Beverly Hills mansion! OK!!

  19. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:55pm UTC
    Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
    sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
    After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
    elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
    75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and
    Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
    concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25
    flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
    tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill
    stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor
    Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will
    tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in
    the car!"

  20. hollisterqt84 hollisterqt84
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2004 3:55pm UTC
    On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished."Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor."That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?" "Only two weeks." "Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?""Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."

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