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hi my name is Cece , i have 2 sisters and 1 brother. i love One Direction my 2 favorite guys are Zayn and Niall I LOVE THEM

baby, you light up my world like nobody else♥

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December 20, 2012 5:56pm UTC

I am in the car and my dad said "Did u know I have mad squag" , I said "do u mean swag "he said" no."
True Story

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November 6, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Me + Nobody = Me listening to One Direction all day and staring at Niall Horan pictures!!!!! We r all happy

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September 4, 2012 6:06pm UTC

IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO HATES ONE DIRCTION AND YOU OVE THEM WHO CARES IT IS A BAND AND IF YOUHATE THEM YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FRIEND
- I HAVE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION
GO NIALL HORAN

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September 4, 2012 5:53pm UTC

I WAS NEVER ONE OF THOSE GIRLS SO IF YOU THINK I WAS YOU DONT KNOW ME AND I WILL MESS YOU UP OH I GUESS I AM ONE OF THOSE GIRLS

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September 4, 2012 5:37pm UTC

PEOPLE, IF YOUR FRIEND DOES NOT LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS THEN THEY HAVE TO SUCK IT UP BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSON SO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD

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September 4, 2012 5:29pm UTC

DID U KNOW THAT PEOPLE SEE WHAT WE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW ! I LOVE THIS WEBSITE

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August 29, 2012 5:39pm UTC

WHAT DOSE YOUR GRAND PARENT DO FOR ATTENTION #2
MY GRANDPARENT ALSO WOULD COMPLIMENT ME
COMMENT FOR WHAT YOUR CRAZY GRANDPARENT DOSE FOR YOUR ATTENTION

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August 29, 2012 5:37pm UTC

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August 29, 2012 5:30pm UTC

ADMIT IT #2:
WE ALL HAVE THOSE MOMENTS

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holdem
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 5:26pm UTC

ADMIT IT #1:
WE ALL WANT TO BE FAMOUS

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August 29, 2012 3:46pm UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIAM PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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August 26, 2012 5:35pm UTC

IF IM LOUDER WOULD YOU SEE ME?
WOULD YOU LAY DOWN IN MY ARMS AND RESCUE ME
CAUSE WE ARE THE SAME YOU SAVE ME AND WHEN YOU LEAVE ITS GONE AGAIN!
-NIALL HORAN

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August 26, 2012 5:27pm UTC

I LIKE A GIRL WITH A NICE PRETTY FACE
-HARRY STYLES

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August 23, 2012 5:52pm UTC

If Life Gives You Lemons Then You Should See A Theripist

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August 17, 2012 5:17pm UTC

FAV
IF YOU
LIKE ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!
COMMENT FOR YOUR FAVORITE
BAND MEMBER AND OR IF YOU CANT CHOOSE
JUST ONE OF THEM BECAUSE THEY LIGHT UP YOUR WORLD

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August 17, 2012 5:10pm UTC

THAT MOMENT
WHEN YOU START SINGING
IN THE CAR AND YOUR PARENT TURNS
OFF THE MUSIC AND YOU ARE STILL SINGING!!

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August 17, 2012 5:07pm UTC

THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR FRIEND ASKS TO HEAR YOU SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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August 17, 2012 4:56pm UTC

NIALL HORAN IN MATH CLASS
TEACHER: If you have ten cakes and someone asks for two how many do you have left?
NIALL: Ten cakes
TEACHER: What if they forcibly take two how many then?
NIALL: Ten cakes and a dead body

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March 17, 2012 1:37pm UTC

NIALL HORAN IS SUCH A GOOD BOY!!!!!!!!!! IN WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL HE KEPT HIS SHIRTON IN THE WATER

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March 17, 2012 9:50am UTC

ONE DIRECTION IS AWESOME AND THEY ARE FUNNY!!!!!
BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT THEM IS THEY ARE ALL HOT!!!!!!
FAV IF YOU THINK THE SAME

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