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Member Since: 15 Jul 2011 05:59pm

Last Seen: 4 Mar 2012 04:07am

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heyy my name is kimmy :) ...and thats about it. Just livin life with no regrets. 

  1. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    DearAxe body spray,
    Please put a suggested serving size on your
    bottles.
    SINCERELY,
    Choking girls everywhere.

  2. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    I might not get to see u as often as I'd like, I may not get to hold u in my arms at night, but deep in my heart I know its true. No matter what happens I'll always love
    YOU.

  3. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you're in the car
    and you look at the people in the car next to you,
    and they're already looking at you.

  4. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    That feeling you get when you finally get to see HIM again. <3

  5. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    I woke up wanting...
    to kiss you.

  6. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Dear Homework,
    They may be doing you,
    But all they think about is me.
    - Sincerely, SUMMER

  7. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    A push up bra is like
    a bag of chips, you open it,
    and its only half full.

  8. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    Did you study for the
    test ?!
    Nerd: all week long
    Normal People: read
    the chapter !
    Me: WHAT TEST?!!
    ♥ format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  9. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    I Automatically start
    Pulling out grass
    When I sit
    on the field

  10. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    WOMEN'S lOGIC:
    BIKINI: No problem.
    Underwear: OMG dont look.

    format credit to twihard4eva1012

  11. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    Mother, no matter how many
    questions you ask the dog...
    He will never ever respond back.

  12. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    Quitting school,
    Becoming a cat,
    BRB.

  13. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Trippy..Legit try
    this.
    1. While sitting here at
    your desk.. lift your
    right foot off the
    floor&make clockwise
    circles.
    2. NOW, while doing this draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.
    ♥♥ IF YOUR FOOT CHANGES DIRECTIONS:)
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  15. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    How to trick someone:
    (Click here for more)

  16. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 11:53am UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    BroTip
    Those people that immediately " like" your relationship
    status changing to "single" probably want it.
    nmq

  18. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Me behave? seriously?
    As a child I saw Tarazan almost naked, Cinderella arrived at home after
    midnight,
    Pinnocchio told lies, Aladdin was a theif, Batman drove over 200 miles
    per hour,
    Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and
    had tatoos,
    Pacman ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his
    performance,
    and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had
    the munchies.
    The fault is not mine! If you had this childhood and loved it, fave with a passion <3

  19. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    BroTip #1
    If you're ever caught, sleeping in class,
    slowly raise your head
    and say, "amen."

  20. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    I hardly know you.
    but facebook says that its your birthday,
    so happy birthday. :)

:)

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