hockeydancer38

hockeydancer38
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December 4, 2011 12:58am UTC

A dad comes home drunk and angry. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife, then turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The daughter sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" The teacher replied "He never did." So the little girl argued; "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't re-post this, but remember what the bible says; "Deny me in front of your friends and I shall Deny you in front of my Father". So re-post this, and
remember... God saw you read this.

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hockeydancer38
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 6:55pm UTC

I'm afraid of 8 out of the 72 common fears.
[x] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] silk
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[x] rats
[] wind
[] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[] deep water
[] heaven
[] death
[] being robbed
[] falling
[] clowns
[] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors (including dentists)
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[x] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up
[x] creepy noises at night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] dinosaurs
[] the welcome mat
[] high speed
[] throwing up
[] falling in love
[] super secrets
If you repost this, at the top write," I'm afraid of _ out of the 72 common fears."
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
If you get more than 20, your paranoid.
If you get 10-20 your normal.
If you get 10 or less, your fearless.
People who have no fears are liars.

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hockeydancer38
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 4:38pm UTC

"Knock, knock?"
Truth is... You NEVER say
"Who's there?"
You freaking scream, close the windows, and run around the house like an idiot.

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hockeydancer38
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 4:26pm UTC

I love him.

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hockeydancer38
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 4:21pm UTC

Who else will look at a saying on Witty, stare at it saying
"I don't get it."
and then realize it's a freaking ad.

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hockeydancer38
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 4:18pm UTC

When you spend 20 minutes getting ready to video chat him.