-How to troll someone-
Friend: you can't fool me.
Me: okay, spell toast.
Friend: T-o-a-s-t
Me: say it 5 times.
Friend: toast, toast, toast, toast, toast.
Me: say it another 3 times.
Friend: Toast, toast, toast.
Me: okay, what do you put in a toaster?
Friend: toast.
Me: Really? I put bread.
*Insert troll face* ;D