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  1. lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    What hurts the most
    was being so close

  2. DreamsOfMine* DreamsOfMine*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    I wish you were here

  3. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    when she was just a girl she
    EXPECTED
    the world

  4. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. H2TK H2TK
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
    Here's to the kids...
    who care more about other people's happiness than their own.
    ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
    cookiedoughformats

  6. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Take me to a place
    where dreams come true
    and tears don't fall

  7. AmbieOxoxo AmbieOxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:55am UTC
    I'm not okay .....


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
    Tumblr

  10. SwaggerMuffin SwaggerMuffin
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Happy Skyscraper Day.
    Stay Strong.

  11. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Dear Parents,
    Depression is NOT a fad.
    Hug your child.

  12. cheerleader12 cheerleader12
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Mascara ran down her face,
    as her heart fell out of place♥

  13. makin_it_rain7 makin_it_rain7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    Reasons i check my voicemail,
    1% listen to the message
    99% to get rid of the annoying icon..

  14. lolomg53 lolomg53
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    I What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him, so now he just goes with it because its too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries, whispering to himself 'My name is Pete...'

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    "love" has 4 letters
    s o d o e s " w i f i "
    nmq/ format by jimmy365

  16. Blackshoes Blackshoes
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    -How to troll someone-
    Friend: you can't fool me.
    Me: okay, spell toast.
    Friend: T-o-a-s-t
    Me: say it 5 times.
    Friend: toast, toast, toast, toast, toast.
    Me: say it another 3 times.
    Friend: Toast, toast, toast.
    Me: okay, what do you put in a toaster?
    Friend: toast.
    Me: Really? I put bread.
    *Insert troll face* ;D

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    hundreds of years in the f u tu r e
    scientists will discover what they believe is an ancient war chant from the 21st c.
    shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots
    nmq/ format by jimmy365

  18. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    You're really pretty, but the fact the you have an ugly personality changes it all.

  19. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    TheTrueMeaningOfAwkward#2
    two pedophiles meeting up after chatting as 15 year olds online

  20. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    stopping mid-sentence
    because hE walked by ♥

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