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  1. OhLookItsMee OhLookItsMee
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Im not trying to impress you or anything
    but Im a POKEMON master


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Korilakkuma Korilakkuma
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    I just wanted to say...
    I love all of you guys to the moon and more!
    I think you guys are great and amazing and I hope your day has been just as great as I believe you are.
    If it hasn't, keep your chin up and push through! I hope tomorrow will definitely be a lot better.
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    If you ever feel like you want to speak to someone, I do not really have good advice but I am always here for you!
    Have a nice evening/day/morning ! :)

  4. RubiLouise RubiLouise
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    One day I'll be okay.

  5. WiFi WiFi
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    My friend: KNOCK KNOCK!
    Me: come in
    My friend: u lil sh.t i was about to become a comedian

  6. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Why must video games insist on defying all laws of physics and common sense?
    Eating your enemies does not give you magic powers.
    You should not be able to shoot fireballs underwater.
    It's dangerous to go in the tall grass, but you can go and overthrow a giant criminal organization.
    Spiders my size should not exist. Period.
    A person made out of metal should not exist.
    And a person made out of metal should not weigh the same as a princess.
    I have never even seen a tyrannosaurus rex, much less heard of a ten year old beating one up.
    "We're gonna battle with our Pokemon in order to liberate them from trainers!"
    Mushrooms don't give you random growth spurts.
    Stickers have never helped me in a fight. Ever.
    Since when can magic dust be made out of toadstools?

  7. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    HA HA HA guuuuys I just got reported and blocked on Facebook.
    It's actually quite funny, so let me tell you. A girl I go to school with posted a picture of her in a bikini doing the duck lips and peace sign saying "getting tan" actually she wasn't tan she's burnt af. Anyway, that bikini is 5x too small... So I commented "The camel called, he wants his toe back." She didn't like that too well uh ohhhh we've got an angry dorito on the loose guys.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. xxxxvRyanvxxxx xxxxvRyanvxxxx
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    I wish you could fix games by blowing in them again.

  10. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 12:25am UTC
    WHO SAYS YOU'RE NOT
    pretty?

  11. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    true or false (:
    my best friend is a girl: True
    i have a boyfriend: false
    i like pizza: True
    i have dark eyes: True (I think)
    i always wear lipstick: False
    my hair is long: Half true and half false
    i have a friend who is at least 1 foot taller than me: true
    my best friend is taller than me: Well I have a few best friends, So it's True and false.
    i always wear my seatbelt in the car: true
    i've been to a foreign country: True
    i've broken a bone: true
    i've had a professional manicure: true
    i drive: false
    i need to lose weight: so false
    i have dressed up as santa before: false
    i have or have had a pet cat: true
    i have or have had a pet dog: true
    i love to read: It depends
    i love taking surveys/quizzes online: true

  12. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the h.ell did you get in here?

  13. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Friend: It's my girlfriend's birthday tomorrow, what should I give her?
    Me: Your D, give her your D.
    Friend: But...I want to give her something big!
    Me: Give her my D then.

  14. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 9:11am UTC
    I get ignored so much, people should call me 'Terms and Conditions'.
    format credit
    rajsonkar  follow 

  15. CaptainButtHurt CaptainButtHurt
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 8:52pm UTC
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  16. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    Friend: Someone likes you
    Me: Who?
    Friend: I can't say
    Me: Then why the hell did you mention it?!

  17. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    How to get people to not hate you:
    1. Don't be a hypocrite.

  18. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 9:45pm UTC
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    YOUR PRESENCE BOTHERS ME.
    OH WAIT HERE'S AN IDEA:
    M O V E T O A N O T H E R C O U N T R Y.
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  19. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 7:57pm UTC
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    I hope that a happy memory
    will come along soon
    so it can erase all of
    the unhappy memories.
    Format by CookieDoughFormats

  20. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    "Ugh hurry up"
    I said as I waited for my computer to turn on.

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