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Swag Unicorn*
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August 13, 2013 7:59pm UTC

My cousin asked my what my favorite season was and i said 'of what' and she just looked at me

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 13, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Simba was walking to slow so i told him to Mufasa.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 13, 2013 12:41am UTC

Q: How do mermaids have babies?
A: Sea-sections

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 4:41pm UTC

You know how my week goes by?
Mooooooooooonnnnnnnnndddddaaaaaaaaayyyyyy Tuueeeeeeeeeessssssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyy Weeeeeeeedddddnnnnnnneeeeesssssssssssddddddddaaaaayyyyy Thhhhhuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrsssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy FriSatSun

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Taylor Swift: We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls gets broken.
Me: Omg you are so deep I can't even see you anymore.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Teacher: Don't wait until the last minute to do this assignment. Trust me you won't be able to do it and get a good grade. Me: *pulls out large pile of papers that have good grades* let me explain you a thing.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 2:44pm UTC

having a crush is horrible and painful but not having a crush is just so boring.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 11:06am UTC

Badbye
Notice how i didn't say goodbye
It's because i don't like you.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 12:42am UTC

Dear butterflies,
when you're nervous, do you get humans in your stomach?
my quote <3

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 10, 2013 11:57pm UTC

Everything will be okay in the end.
If it's not okay, it's not the end.
~Ed Sheeran

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 10, 2013 2:30am UTC

Haters.
If they don't know you personally,
don't take it personally.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 8, 2013 1:24am UTC

*Making IKEA bedframe for 5 hours*
Me: Mama consider this as yoga, or pilates.
Mom: Ouch my hip hurts.
Me: I don't know that position.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 8, 2013 1:07am UTC

"... the right wing conservatives think it's a decision, and you can be cured with some treatment and religion, man-made rewiring of some predisposition...", "... that holy water that you soak in has been poisoned, when everyone else is more comfortable remaining voiceless, rather than fighting for humans who have had their rights stolen, i might not be the same but thats not what's important, no freedom until we're equal, da.mn right i support it."
Just another meaningless rap song...

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 6, 2013 5:18pm UTC

We're all just a bunch of broken people.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 6, 2013 1:04pm UTC

There are so many cool people
on here and i just want to list them, because they make me laugh and i love them <3
1Dfan
bravosierra
immyownmuse
wittyxxgirlxx
bringmetheeric
eli22b
Epictrouble
ethanol
Imakesmiles
yourcool
musicismeee
hale_storm18
Follow these extraordinary people <3

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 5, 2013 10:43pm UTC

Write me a letter!
Dear _______________,
I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
If you write me a letter i'll love you and give you a rainbow pooping unicorn.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 2, 2013 1:01am UTC

Hey guys remember when White Vans started following us xD

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Swag Unicorn*
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July 28, 2013 11:37pm UTC

*Getting ready for a party*
Friend: Omg is my makeup okay?
Me: Well you have some face on your foundation.

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Swag Unicorn*
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July 28, 2013 11:06pm UTC

Friend: Why is Bob short for Robert?
Guys friend: How can you get Billy out of William?
Friend: Well how do you get D/ck from Richard?
Me: You ask him nicely.

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Swag Unicorn*
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July 26, 2013 1:32pm UTC

Here's what you're
gonna do
You're going to go to your biggest mirror. Take your clothes off. With a washable marker write all your flaws on your body. When you're taking a shower all of the words are going to disapear and go down the drain. Just like your insecurities. You're going to look in that mirror and say "I'm beautiful, and i deserve to be happy." And you're going to believe it. <3
Please don't remove this!

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