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happiest*
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February 6, 2014 2:25pm UTC

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

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happiest*
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February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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happiest*
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January 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

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celestialerror*
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February 23, 2014 3:45pm UTC

Let's get drunk and kiss until our lips are raw.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 10:08pm UTC

My life is full of
Passwords
And
Due dates

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KayleighJean
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February 23, 2014 7:56pm UTC

Be real with me
or go be fake with someone else

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Fay*
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February 23, 2014 2:17pm UTC

me: *falls down*
mom: what was that noise?
me: my shirt fell
mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
me: i was in it when it fell

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 3:49pm UTC

burn down my school and i’ll promote you on tumblr.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 5:13pm UTC

STOP
GOD DAMN
GLAMORIZING
SELF HARM
SELF HATE
SUICIDE
MENTAL DISORDERS
EATING DISORDERS
SOCIAL ANXIETY
DEPRESSION
IT'S NOT PRETTY
OR QUIRKY
OR BEAUTIFUL
OR INTERESTING
IT'S ALL FUllCKING SICK

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BravoSierra
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February 24, 2014 1:01pm UTC

All of my future plansstart off with "when I get rich".

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Swag Unicorn*
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February 21, 2014 12:35am UTC

Hella cute, Hella fine,
Be my hella valentine

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:18pm UTC

a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning

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*crybaby*
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February 14, 2014 1:41am UTC

For those not getting the V or the D, happy alentine's ay

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:11pm UTC

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

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cocopuffs
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February 16, 2014 1:04pm UTC

me: *falls down*
mom: what was that noise?
me: my shirt fell
mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
me: i was in it when it fell

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BravoSierra
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February 14, 2014 3:47pm UTC

I've been single for quite awhile and it's seems to be going pretty well.
I think I'm the one.

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*crybaby*
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February 17, 2014 12:41am UTC

"mum im bleeding"
"oh sweetie there's no need to be worried that's just a sign that you're becoming a woman"
"thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder"

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:14pm UTC

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

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dreamer*
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February 15, 2014 8:34am UTC

Me: oh that's cute!
Me: *checks price tag*
Me: no it's not.

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