Swag Unicorn*

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Swag Unicorn*

Status: Unicorn

Member Since: 12 Jun 2012 02:49pm

Last Seen: 27 Jun 2015 03:00pm

Location: Under your bed

Gender: F

user id: 307955

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First of all I am a girl.
It's Hi im witty.
I get the confusion...
Divergent.
Need I say more? <333
For all my cupcakes i love you all so much!!!!!!
Short Serbian lesson:

I love you-Volim te
Hello/Hi-Zdravo/Cao(Ch-aaaa-o)
Goodbye/Bye-Dovidjena/Cao(Do-vee-dj-e-nya)
Su*k it-Pusi ga(Poo-shee gaaaa)
F/ck you-Jebi se(Ye-bee se)
Fu/k-Jebote(Ye-bo-te)
Motherfu/ker-Picka ti materina(Pichkaaa tee ma-te-ry-na)
there you go haha

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bai :)

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 12:35am UTC

Hella cute, Hella fine,
Be my hella valentine

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 1:06pm UTC

*playing tennis match*
Me*to friend who doesn't like Novak djokovic: *looks at picture on the can of bālls* Me: hey look we're playing with Djokovic's bälls!
Her: that sounds so wrong.

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 1:13am UTC

Sometimes I just want to die,
End the pain,
Tears and lies.
As I take my final breath,
Hear me cry,
For this is my last goodbye.
(Mine)

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 1:06am UTC

Friend: Hey I brought back your sweater.
Me: But it was so sëxy.
Friend:I Then I guess you could say I'm bringing sëxy back.

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 5:19pm UTC

News flash,
not everything is about having a boyfriend and you don't need a guy to be happy

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 12:19am UTC

brace yourselves,
school quotes are coming
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 2:04am UTC

Mary had a little lamb Whose fleece was white as snow It went out to a club one night
And dropped it hella low

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Me: Mom, look.
Mom: Very nice, sweetie. Me: Oh, that's cool how you saw that without even looking.

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 10:02pm UTC

I spend 800% of my life exaggerating

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 1:22pm UTC

Hello fellow gamers.
What games do you play?
↓

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 12:50pm UTC

i dropd dat thun thun thun
lyk dis if u cri evrytiem

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 12:33am UTC

I have more issues than vogue

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 11:54pm UTC

if you're a sarcastic as*hole come sit with me because I'm one too

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 10:48pm UTC

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Croud: *cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Do me a favor and just write your favorite songs...
Just do it. Don't speak, just type.
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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 7:31pm UTC

No pressure
no diamonds ♥

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 2:48pm UTC

you know that pizza you just called hot?
yea well maybe it wants to be called beautiful

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 8:43pm UTC

Your voice
is my favorite sound

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 8:38pm UTC

I want to be rebellious but i don't want to get in trouble

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Me: Mom, i need money
Mom: What? Did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

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