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hiimhi

1. hiimhi
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 6:10pm UTC
   *Burp*
   Most girls: Omg, ew! You are so gross!
   Me: That was weak, I could do way better.
   
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2. hiimhi
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 1:58pm UTC
   Radio: Your insecure, don't know what for
   Me: Ugh, them again?
   Radio: Your turning heads when you walk through the door,
   Me: I don't get why people like them so much...
   Radio: Don't need make up, to cover up, being the way that you are is enough
   Me: Honestly, this song is awful
   Radio: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
   
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3. hiimhi
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 6:08pm UTC
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   I don't know who you are,
   I don't know what you want.
   If you are looking for good quotes,
   I can tell you I have none,
   but what I do have is a very particular set of skills,
   skills I acquired over a long Witty career,
   skills that make me a nightmare for new members like you
   If you favorite my quote, that wil be the end.
   I will not look for you, I will not pursue you,
   but if you don't.,
   I will look for you,
   I will find you,
   and I will spam you
   nmf/ my quote
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4. hiimhi
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 10:15am UTC
   Good bye!
   See ya later, alligator,
   in a while, crocidle,
   in an hour, sunflower,
   maybe two, kangaroo,
   gotta go, buffulo,
   adios, hippos,
   chow chow, brown cow,
   see ya soon, baboon,
   adieu, cockatoo,
   better swish, jellyfish,
   chop chop, lollipop,
   gotta run, skeleton,
   bye-bye, butterfly,
   better shake, rattle snake!
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5. hiimhi
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 10:07am UTC
   I feel better about myself
   when I'm wearing workout clothes,
   because that means I am one step closer
   to maybe possibly working out.
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6. hiimhi
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 4:00pm UTC
   7th Graders: 6th graders suck
   8th Graders: 7th graders suck
   Freshmen: Middle Schoolers suck
   Sophmores: Freshmen suck
   Juniors: Sophomores suck
   Seniors: Everyone else sucks
   
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7. hiimhi
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 3:54pm UTC
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   Right, who needs god grades when you can have swag?
   By the way, can I have fries with that?
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8. hiimhi
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2012 12:02am UTC
   Well I was a 90s kid
   before it was cool♥
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   :p don't get pissy it's a joke
   
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9. hiimhi
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 1:06pm UTC
   Format credit: Sandrasaurus
   Dear Homophobes,
   If you really wanted to save marriage
   then wouldn't you be banning divorce?
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10. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    Hi, my name is Jason,
    LOL, jk, I'm a girl.
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11. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Okay, I'm sorry but...
    if you are under 13, he isn't a real boyfriend.
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12. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    When Witty's down
    and I'm over here like
    "so this is how I die"♥
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13. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    And 2012 will forever be
    remembered on Witty as the war against Directioners.
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14. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    If you are the 69th fave...
    it is your duty to tell the world in a comment.
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15. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:11am UTC
    Okay, listen,
    I'm not pressing your Kiss108 One Direction links.
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16. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Person: I'm gonna love One Direction forever! They are my most favoritest band in the whole world and I will love them forever!
    Me:
    Person:
    Me: lol, k. Tell me that again in 2 years.
    
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17. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    It's my 1,283 birthday!
    Can I get 1,283 faves?
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18. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Seeing pictures of pretty girls...
    and thinking...
    "I'M GONNA DIE ALONE WITH 67 CATS!"
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19. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    I never actually guess
    when someone says "guess what".
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20. hiimhi
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    All of the top quotesAre in this format
    
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