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  1. Jade672 Jade672 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:34pm UTC
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  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    i had a laughing fit at four this morning because I worked out that there is literally a man inside every woman.
    i need help.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    DEAR EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER HAD BRACES:
    as of today, i feel your pain. ouch.

  5. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    I was sitting at the kitchen table, sipping a cup of tea when the phone rang that Saturday morning. Hi, my heart stopped at the sound of your voice, as all the memories flooded back. I have something to tell you, I hear the words that flow from your lips, I hold my breath, dreading the news to follow. Oh? I didn't know what else to say, I didn't know if I could have managed anything.
    I met someone, you said. She's beautiful, you continued. You went on to talk about how you met at a coffee shop, the one we used to go to all the time. She was reading a book in the corner and you couldn't resist the temptation to talk to her. I listen as you tell me about how in love you are with her. How much she reminds me of her.
    You went on to tell me that you hope I can meet her soon. She's the one, you're certain of that. I listen quietly as you talk about this girl that has captured your heart, something I could never do.
    "I have a secret," you said, you didn't let me respond; you just continue. "I'm going to ask her to marry me. It's going to be set for June." "Oh! That's great," I said, my heart shattering in my chest for fifth time that morning. "I bet she's lovely," I said, knowing exactly what you wanted you me to say. "Oh, she's here. I'll call you late!" The line went dead, and I fell to my knees.
    I cried. I cried for me, I cried for us, I cried for the words that I was never able to tell you---never will be able to tell you now. I cried because I know that I've lost you, I cried because I knew that I lost my chance long ago, I cried because I knew I just lost my best friend.

  6. wittyfreak136 wittyfreak136
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 7:22pm UTC
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  7. emilyfloyd emilyfloyd
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Me: *Sits there. Being quiet.*
    Josh: Hey you're so fat! You are such a cow you know that?
    Me: You better take good care of your eyes Josh- 'cos they're the only balls you've got.
    Class: :O
    Justin Bieber: :O
    Béyonce: :O
    A tree: :O
    The Queen: :O
    My dog: :O
    My mom: OOOOOH JOSH YOU GOT OWNED.

  8. momentsinlife momentsinlife
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:39am UTC
    my boyfriends logic:
    him: on a scale of 16 to 2,
    him: red being the highest,
    him: what's your favorite animal
    me:
    me:
    me:

  9. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Today's Generation - "omg my mum and dad never let me have anything." -via iPhone.

  10. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:32am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I want a relationship,
    Not a relationsh*t.

  11. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Girls in my school: Yesturday, I went to this awesome party and hooked up with this super hot guy.
    Me: Sometimes, I like to close my eyes and walk into a brick wall, hoping that when I open them, I'll be in Hogwarts.

  12. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Admit it, when a quote has an awesome format, the quote suddenly becomes 10 times better.

  13. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:30am UTC
    "Mom,can I..."
    "Go ask your father."
    "Dad,can I..."
    "Go ask your mother."
    -WTF-

  14. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    I'm living on Live While We're Young

  15. isabelhope80 isabelhope80
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Dear Steve,
    am I the only one who thinks it's impossible to get 47 faves and 857 comments?

  16. MsHoran MsHoran
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Everyone: are you okay?
    Everyone: you look tired
    Everyone: you look upset
    Everyone: you look confused
    Everyone: what's wrong?
    Everyone: are you mad at me?
    Me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE

  17. Colette* Colette*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    childhood is like being drunk. everyone remembers what you did, except you.

  18. MsMinty101 MsMinty101
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    & the story of us
    looks a lot like a trgedy now.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Bing was made by people
    who used to work for Google
    it stands for
    Because-It's-Not-Google

    format credit to OneDirection

:)

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