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heyyitskyla3

1. heyyitskyla3
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2009 9:27am UTC
   I was the only one crossing the street.
   I felt like the center of attention between
   all the drivers in the cars.
   MLIA[:
   
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2. heyyitskyla3
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2009 9:24am UTC
   My mom got a packag.
   I helped her open it just so
   I could keep the bubble wrap and
   pop the bubbles.
   MLIA[:
   sorry if this is already done
   
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3. heyyitskyla3
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2009 5:03pm UTC
   I greeted my friend on aim the exact same time he did.
   I secretly felt superior because
   my message appeared on the window
   before his.
   MLIA[:
   
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4. heyyitskyla3
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2009 4:53pm UTC
   I learned that the abbreviation for Brazil is BRA.
   I laughed.
   MLIA[:
   sorry its already done
   
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5. heyyitskyla3
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2009 4:47pm UTC
   I watched jeopardy at 4 pm.
   I watched the same episode at 7.
   I got every question
   right.
   MLIA[:
   
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6. heyyitskyla3
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 5:24pm UTC
   I flipped a magazine over in my bathroom because
   I didnt want the guy on the cover
   to watch me pee.
   MLIA[:
   
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7. heyyitskyla3
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 3:08pm UTC
   I was waiting for one of my friends to text me back.
   I picked up my phone right when
   he texted me.
   I felt like a psychic.
   MLIA[:
   
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8. heyyitskyla3
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 2:59pm UTC
   Someone asked me why I had Hannah Montana on my iPod.
   I told him my sister put it on there..
   He believed me.
   MLIA[:
   
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9. heyyitskyla3
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2009 2:54pm UTC
   A guy whistled at me from his car.
   I pretended to be offended,
   but really it
   made my day.
   MLIA[:
   
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10. heyyitskyla3
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 2:48pm UTC
    I was using the bathroom when a friend called.
    I answered and when I was finished, I ran
    from the toilet so she wouldn't
    hear it flush.
    MLIA[:
    
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11. heyyitskyla3
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 2:42pm UTC
    Three of my friends and i tried on the same pair of pants.
    They did not miraculously fit all of us.
    MLIA[:
    
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12. heyyitskyla3
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 2:36pm UTC
    A friend texted me saying "Whats up?"
    I texted back saying "The ceiling."
    I was outside..
    She didnt know.
    MLIA[:
    
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