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1. heytheresisterwife
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   November 11, 2011 9:07pm UTC
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2. heytheresisterwife
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   November 11, 2011 8:51pm UTC
   so he says i stuff
   Him: Can i borrow a tissue?
   Me: Sure. (looks into my bra) Kleenex, Puffs,
   or F*CK OFF?
   
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3. heytheresisterwife
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   November 11, 2011 8:32pm UTC
   Go suck a d*ck.
   Oh sorry I don't like to participate in the activities you do daily.
   
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4. heytheresisterwife
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   November 11, 2011 4:23pm UTC
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   awesome. awesome. awesome.
   i love you.
   god loves you.
   let's go change some lives today.
   ~Easy A
   
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5. heytheresisterwife
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   September 5, 2011 1:16pm UTC
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   When you hear someone coming
   ♥and you automatically exit out of witty♥
   
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6. heytheresisterwife
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   September 4, 2011 2:32pm UTC
   Today, I accomplished my life-long dream:
   my shampoo and conditioner bottles ran out at the same time.
   
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7. heytheresisterwife
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   September 3, 2011 12:29pm UTC
   Frick Boys. Frick Love. I just like food.
   
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8. heytheresisterwife
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   September 3, 2011 12:23pm UTC
   And i wonder if the things that remind me of him...
   Remind him of me.♥
   
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