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  1. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 26, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    I have the type of guy that every girl dreams of having. But yet, all I find myself doing is pushing him away and not accepting that he is everything I actually wanted.

  2. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 19, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    Finding a bra that makes youre boobs look good, is really comfortable and super cute is one of the best things in the world

  3. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 15, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    I think its funny how people expect me to be super nice and polite and are generally shocked when they find out I swear and am quite sassy

  4. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 15, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    Guys, Im seeing Mayday Parade in November...I dont think you understand my excitement

  5. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 15, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    Do you ever go from feeling like the hottest girl on Earth to feeling like youre the ugliest thing in the world?

  6. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 15, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    I wish it was easier to make friends

  7. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 15, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    I just want an a.sshole guy whos actually really sweet and nice to me and isnt that serious and just likes to have fun. Like we can go on adventures and hang out all the time but not have to deal with feelings or relationships...is that too much to ask for?

  8. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 14, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    I feel like you're either popular in real life or online, not both.

  9. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 10, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    what do guys mean by hangout? hangout as in legit hangout or more like a date??

  10. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 10, 2013 9:53am UTC
    Im the type of person that if you try to pry information from me, I wont tell you and keep silent. If you want to know something or want me to tell you something, let me come to you first.

  11. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    September 9, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    This guy just told me that he kinda forgot how I looked...how you could forget how I look? Im freaking beautiful.

  12. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    August 29, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Im going to take it as a compliment that you wanted to be "friends" but seriously f.uck you.

  13. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    August 25, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    he just told me that we should both get our friends together and hang out...why would he want to hang out with me? like seriously im so lame haha

  14. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    August 24, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    Okay so if a random guy got your number because he thought you were cute, wouldnt he text you the next day?

  15. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    August 23, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    Like seriously, what do you say to a guy you just met?

  16. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    August 23, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    Woah, he just texted me. Well hello awkwardness, glad you could help me talk to this guy.

  17. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    August 23, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Okay, story time! So I was just walking around Target trying to waste time before I had to work, well I felt like this group of 3 guys were following me around. I kinda just blew it off and started to look at cds when 2 of the guys came and asked me if I had a boyfriend, simply because I cant lie and I get awkward I said I didnt. Well, next thing I know they tell me the 3rd guy thinks Im cute, he introduces himself and asks for my number....whats with random guys wanting my number or thinking Im cute? Did I like magically get hot over the summer or something?

  18. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    August 23, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    you know, I bet I could get a boyfriend if I wasnt so shy and awkward, if I could make a decent sandwich and I wasnt so freaking confusing.

  19. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    August 22, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    Guys, college boys are interested in me. Guess it really does pay off to be kinda smart and take college classes while in high school.

  20. heyitsjo heyitsjo
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    August 21, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    I want to say so much to you but I dont want to start anything right now

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