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Jordan. 17. Small town girl, big city dreams. Better at listening than talking. Find joy in the ordinary.

heyitsjo
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May 3, 2014 1:43am UTC

If you dont scream "I'm in love, I'm in love and I dont care who knows it!" like Buddy the Elf when telling someone you're in love with them, then you're doing it wrong.

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heyitsjo
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May 2, 2014 7:42pm UTC

advice time! so my boyfriend's birthday is in a couple weeks, hes turning 18 and i want to do something big and cute for it! his parents planned a whole day to celebrate our birthdays which included Beauty and the Beast at a theater, a limo, and a fancy dinner! any ideas would be appriecated, thanks :)

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heyitsjo
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January 24, 2014 12:01am UTC

I was in line at Walmart today buying cold medicine and tissues, this old chruch lady was in front of me buying produce and condoms...oh.

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heyitsjo
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January 7, 2014 2:17am UTC

and tonight he told me he loved me

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November 13, 2013 5:01pm UTC

I had pick up a prescription. I was talking to the pharmacist and once done I turned around to leave. There was a cute guy my age waiting behind me. He smiled and winked at me. I was getting birth control.

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heyitsjo
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November 5, 2013 10:21pm UTC

I feel like guys can sense that you've stop thinking about them so they'll call or text you so that you'll think about him again.

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heyitsjo
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October 29, 2013 12:37am UTC

I just want to be happy.

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heyitsjo
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October 22, 2013 1:15pm UTC

Sometimes I think Im too nice for my own good

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heyitsjo
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October 22, 2013 1:03pm UTC

Help. I think Im going on my first date tomorrrow....

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heyitsjo
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October 21, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Can a cute hipster boy who will get coffee with me and be all cute please come date me?

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heyitsjo
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October 17, 2013 11:56pm UTC

I'm seriously concerned that a guy will never fall in love with me.

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heyitsjo
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October 17, 2013 11:34pm UTC

I kind of wish I had someone to give me advice on this guy but I know I cant have him and he isnt interested in me.

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heyitsjo
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October 17, 2013 11:08pm UTC

I'm starting to like one of my friends. This cant be happening.

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October 17, 2013 12:12am UTC

I want to go to a strange city, fall in love with a rock band and sing my heart out to their music at midnight surrounded by thousands of strangers.

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heyitsjo
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October 16, 2013 12:27pm UTC

When you look in her eyes, you see that the sparkle that was once in them isn't there anymore. Her once beautiful smile has changed. The world has gotten to her and she's lost.

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heyitsjo
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October 16, 2013 12:24pm UTC

I need someone who understands me.

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October 15, 2013 10:53pm UTC

I love those songs that you just connect with. The ones that speak to you and help clear your mind.

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heyitsjo
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October 15, 2013 11:12am UTC

I try to make sure others are happy even if I'm not.

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heyitsjo
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October 15, 2013 9:41am UTC

Rainy days are trigger days.

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heyitsjo
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October 14, 2013 12:04pm UTC

I just hope I'm someone's idea of perfect.

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