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  1. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 9, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Dear girls, You're beautiful. Wouldn't you rather wait for one amazing guy to notice that, rather than a bunch of stupid ones?

  2. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 9, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    Who else wishes Captain America ended differently...

  3. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 9, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    You don't have to grab her and kiss her every time I walk past you guys in the hallway. I have feelings ya know...

  4. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 9, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Cause I don't wanna lose you now
    I'm lookin' right at the other half of me
    The vacancy that sat in my heart
    Is a space that now you hold
    Show me how to fight for now
    And I'll tell you baby, it was easy
    Comin' back into you once I figured it out
    You were right here all along
    It's like you're my mirror
    My mirror staring back at me
    -justin timberlake

  5. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 9, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    I see myself like a crayon, and one day you will need me to complete your picture.

  6. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 9, 2013 10:42am UTC
    ghost hunters: can you communicate with us ?
    *door creeks*
    ghost hunters: oh so your name is william?

  7. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 8, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    I wonder if Beyonce wakes up in the morning and thinks wow im Beyonce

  8. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 8, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    When you're in bed and you can't sleep so you just lay there making mental movies of perfect scenario's in life.

  9. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 8, 2013 11:47am UTC
    No matter how many times I say I don't care, I do.

  10. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 8, 2013 10:19am UTC
    Due tomorrow= Do tomorrow

  11. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 7, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

  12. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 7, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

  13. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 6, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta

  14. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 6, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    Warm weather makes me happy

  15. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    I just wanna be rich enough one day to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories

  16. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 5, 2013 9:07am UTC
    There are only two times that I want to be with you, now and forever.

  17. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 4, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    BOYS WHO__________>>>>>>
    1) Play water polo
    2) Play baseball
    3) Play basketball
    4) Play soccer
    5) Do swimming
    6) Play football

  18. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 4, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Dear girls,
    I heard you like bad boys. Those guys who act like they don't care about you, which makes you try harder to make them like you. Those guys who wouldn't reply to your texts until later on, which makes you wait around and miss him more. Those guys who act distant from you, which makes you try harder to get their attention. Those guys who know they can get a lot of girls, which makes you more afraid to lose them. Those guys who would show you they're interested in you one day, but act different the next day, which makes you too confused to make the decision to leave him. Those guys who will make you fall for them but they can care less, which makes you stuck and not being able to move on cause you care too much.
    Has anyone ever told you that you deserve better than that? You probably have. And you know what? It's about time you realize that. If a guy likes you, he'll meet you halfway. Simple as that. Don't settle for a bad boy when you deserve a good man.

  19. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 3, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    Me: "I talk to myself."
    Me: "Me too."

  20. heyitscooper heyitscooper
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    May 3, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    Penguins be like:
    "Walk into the club like, whaddup I gotta big flock."

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