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  1. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    Me: I'm bored tell me a story
    Friend: a fairytale? like one that's not realistic?
    Me: Sure, lol
    Friend: Okay. Once opon a time a boy fell madly in love with you.
    Me: -.-
    Friend: The end c:

  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    I dig
    you dig
    she dig
    we dig
    he dig
    they dig
    It's not a beautifull poem,
    But It's very deep.


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  5. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    My screen when I'm in my room alone:
    Witty tab
    Facebook tab
    YouTube tab
    Twitter tab
    My screen when my mom walks in:
    Google
    Kittens
    Fluffy kittens
    Kittens with blue eyes and white fur
    Kittens playing with puppies I'm FeelingLucky»
    Press Enter to search
    Bunnylover43 Format

  6. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    Rapper: I'M KILLING THEM SNITCHES, SMACKING THEM B.ITCHES
    SMOKING BLUNTS AND F.UCKING H.OES
    Rapper: *wins an award*
    Rapper: I just want to thank god...

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 9:11am UTC
    Me: *drops phone*
    Headphones: i got you broo

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    How do people even invent math stuff? Like, who the f.uck was sitting
    around a hundred years ago or whatever and thought to themselves, "You know what we need? Negative exponents."

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    omfg guys I just found 5 baby snails in my garden and they're only 3mm long and I'm gonna keep them as pets :)
    help me name them?
    pro tip: I really like weird names and old names and such

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:13am UTC
    Girl to Girl: "You are so beautiful and cute. Im so jealous"
    "No sis you are way prettier than me. Im more jealous :-)"
    Boy to Boy: "You are cute and handsome"
    "dude, are you gay? "

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:53am UTC
    when my cousin was a little boy, my aunty would sing him the alphabet song to teach him, but she started it off by going "ohhhhhhhhh a b c d e f g" so he spent the first six years of his life firmly believing that "ohhhhhhhh" was the first letter of the alphabet and firmly telling off anyone who told him otherwise.

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:57am UTC
    oh my gOD I ate lunch at my mum's friend Sarah's house today and Sarah gave her two-year-old daughter a bowl of oatmeal and said, "Libby, don't put the oatmeal in your hair, okay?" Libby goes, "I won't!" Then Sarah turned around for literally two seconds, Libby dumped the entire bowl of oatmeal in her hair and there was a massive moment of silence.
    Sarah: Libby, did you put the oatmeal in your hair again?
    Libby: [with oatmeal dripping into her face] NO, mummy!
    apparently this is a massive problem in their house oh my god

  13. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:47am UTC
    SOLVE IF YOU HAVE BRAIN
    24 รท 6 ( 2 + 2 )= ???
    format by rajsonkar


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  16. Amenah Amenah
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    March 17, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    I remember what this website used to be. So many people would use it every day - not for drama, not for faves or followers or comments or anything like that. Top quotes could have up to 3000 faves, at least six/seven/eight hundred. Spam messages were pretty rare, and although you did get trolls, they were ignored pretty often. You could refresh the 'New Quotes' page every half minute and get tons of totally new quotes. The majority of quotes were original. The vast majority weren't made for faves, and many didn't get more than ten, but at least everyone made them. Top quotes were original and interesting - they were funny, or cute, or inspiring, or memorable. Now what? Now top quotes get 300 faves, tops. Traffic's slow, people are spamming comments all the time, and more users are interested in having followers and faves than making decent quotes. People steal formats all the time, and most quotes are just copies off of tumblr or something like that. Troll accounts are the norm, stupid accounts for 'witty gossip' are around, people delete and report quotes and users out of nothing but spite, more quotes are complaints than any other topic. It's no fun to come on here any more. The great users, the beautiful format makers, the inspiring quote writers - they're hardly active. Many have left, either because it was time, which is fair enough, or because they hated where this website was going. It's not more than spite nowadays. & I wonder what new users think. I remember when I first joined, I thought it was a really cool site, but now it's just dull. It's just boring and annoying and sad. I'm genuinely thinking about leaving too, because even though I couldn't care less about how many faves this or that quote gets and my follower account doesn't affect my activity at all, I'm getting really freaking tired of trolls, spammers, idiots who can't take another person's opinion, drama, and all this unnecessary bull that seems to be the nrom nowadays. And I know that whenever people bring it up - because they have, I've read quotes talking about this exact problem - they're either ignored, or the quote is bombarded with idiotic comments like how directioners or witty-famous people ruined it. No! The fact is, no-one is favouriting stuff anymore. The problem is, very few users are writing decent, honest-to-god decent quotes. The freaking thing is, witty has become really freaking annoying. I hate it, and all I can do to change that is keep on using the website like I wish everyone did. Make quotes because you want to, even if the format's dull. Fave every quote you like. Follow whoever you want - it's not 'trendy' or whatever to follow two people, it's just a choice and you don't have to do it just because a witty-famous person does it. Don't report a quote unless it genuinely needs reporting. Don't spam, because it's annoying and useless and stupid. If you want this website to go back to how it was, then stop complaining and stop doing exactly what you're freaking complaining about. Ignore the trolls, ignore the stupid 'gossip' accounts, literally use the ignore feature to block people if you hate seeing their quotes all the time. Ignore those who can't accept your opinion - it's your opinion and they're approval doesn't affect it in any way. To the idiots here, stop messing up this website. For some users, it's their (only) space to let out steam. Stop it, because if you don't, before you know it, witty won't have any amazing users left because you'll have driven them all away. Right. Okay. That felt good. #rantover

  17. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    You tell her she's beautiful, she'll tell you "No i'm not."
    You tell her she isn't fat, she'll tell you "Do you see this?" and pull out her gut.
    You compliment her on her looks, she'll tell you "There's girls out there who look better than me."
    Do you know why she isn't taking any of your compliments?
    It isn't because she likes hearing it or wants you to keep repeating it,
    but because she truly feels like she doesn't deserve the compliments being given to her.
    She knows her own flaws better than anyone else,
    and they stand out to her more then anybody else.
    So when she looks at herself, she doesn't see what you see.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Grandma: So do you have a boyfriend yet?
    Me: It's time for the jokes to stop.

  20. XTheBestDayX XTheBestDayX
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    White pants:
    Every girls way of showing
    every other girl she is not on her
    period.

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