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  1. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 11:51am UTC
    roses are red. my name is dave. this poem makes no sense. Microwave?

  2. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    50 state stereotypes:
    Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
    Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
    Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
    Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
    California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
    Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
    Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
    Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
    Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
    Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
    Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
    Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
    Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
    Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
    Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
    Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
    Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
    Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
    Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
    Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
    Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
    Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
    Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
    Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
    Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
    Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
    Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
    Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
    New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
    New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
    New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
    New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
    North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
    North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
    Ohio: People care about us at election time.
    Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
    Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
    Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
    Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
    South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
    South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
    Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
    Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
    Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
    Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
    Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
    Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
    West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
    Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
    Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.

  3. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Do you ever wake up and just go
    NOPE.
    And roll over and go back to sleep

  4. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    I wish I cried macaroni so then I'd have free macaroni and they I would be so happy that I would cry from happiness and make more macaroni

  5. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Ive always wondered what women do during there period in certain stories
    Like do they have pads and tampons in the wizarding world
    or do they cast some super absorbing spell to their underwear.
    Are girls alowed to bring tampons in the Hunger Games arena
    Or do they have to publicly announce they're on their period
    and hope some sponsor will send a parachute
    Or do they make their own out of moss?
    Tell me I'm not the only one whose thought of this

  6. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 9:39am UTC
    Me: It it hurt?
    Friend: What? When i fell from Hevan?
    Me: No when you fell off the whoreitree and banged every guy on the way down
    Me: Sluti

  7. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 9:35am UTC
    If anyone ever insults you,
    You must back away from them slowly
    sarcastically blowing them kisses
    and at the very end kiss your hand then pat your assgimplying that they
    kiss yourfass.
    Works everytime

  8. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    If you don't like
    Lord of the Rings
    We can't be friends

  9. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    I literally won't believe you if
    you say you have
    depression or anxiety
    unless you
    physically show me
    a doctors diagnosis

  10. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    If you're against abortion, that does not mean you're pro-life
    If you were pro-life, you would be against children growing up in unstable families
    where the children might starve or get beaten.
    If you were pro-life, you would be pro-abortion,
    where the child would not have to grow up where they are unwanted and have a terrible life.
    You would eliminate the fetus before it can feel, when it is just a bunch of cells
    before it becomes a living being who's life would be worse than death
    You are not pro-life
    You are pro-birth

  11. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Let's be honset ladies
    Girl Code is life

  12. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    "I think girls will admit to bad driving when
    guys stop lying about what 8 inches is"
    -Girl Code

  13. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    What to do when you fart:
    1. Spray some perfume "Oooh I smell bad"
    2. Blame it on the furniture "It was the leather"
    3. "WHOOPS I FAAARTED"
    lol girl code

  14. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    Jehovah's witnesses
    don't celebrate
    Halloween
    I guess they don't
    appreciate
    random people
    coming to there doors.

  15. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Dont drink and drive
    Don't smoke and fly
    Take LSD and TELEPORT

  16. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    What happened to good music?
    Now all there is is Scremo, Hip Hop/Rap/Crap, Techno, and Pop

  17. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 10:38am UTC
    I got 99 tampons and aibitch ate one
    lol tampon girl

  18. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Whenever I go on witty I always expect to have +2
    notifications
    Yeah i shohuld lower my expectations

  19. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:31am UTC
    Let's be honest,
    the 12 year olds on witty are like the freshman class.
    It's not anything they did
    or anything they said
    but we have the right to shitt on them

  20. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:06am UTC
    Wanna know what I think?
    I think we should all pick one quote
    from someone who doesnt have
    that many followers and just keep
    commenting on it untill it becomes a
    top quote

:)

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