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  1. kissonthelips kissonthelips
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 11:14am UTC
    If i had a friend named Becky
    every time I talked to her I would start with, "Oh my god Becky..."

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

  3. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Be a true heart
    not a follower.

  4. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    So I heard this weird convo in the hall today:
    Girl: suicide is never the answer
    Girl's boyfriend: it is sometimes
    Girl's boyfriend: for example, if someone asked
    Girl's boyfriend: "What is it called when you kill yourself?"
    Girl: *facepalm*

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    You know you're a 90s kid
    when JB stands for 'Jonas Brothers' and not 'Justin Bieber'.

  8. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:21am UTC
    Bailey: Pageants are about more than beauty. You can win scholarships. Plus, they judge you on talent, poise, personality--
    Cody: Oh, I know. I've been in a beauty pageant before.
    Bailey: You mean, like for men?
    Cody: Ye-no.
    (Bailey gets a weirded out look on her face)
    Cody: Don't judge me. When I met you, you were a dude.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    At Monash University in Melbourne, the women's department had a bake
    sale and cupcakes were $1 for men, $.80 for women, and $.70 for trans people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that's how I finally understood how hypocritcal and ignorant men's rights activism is.

  10. heartofgold heartofgold
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 8:01am UTC
    Don't try to make me stay,
    or ask if I'm okay
    I don't have the answer.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Yoo_Sexii_Cheesecake Yoo_Sexii_Cheesecake
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Pull the lever kronk !!!!
    Ahhhhhhh Wrong Lever !!!!

  13. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 1:05am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2280
    When you try to
    spray your neck with
    perfume, but you miss and
    end up spraying your face.
    tumblr

  14. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    Teacher: where is your homework?
    Me: Where is Ed Sheeran's grammy?

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    I'm literally so out of shape
    like internet explorer could probably run faster than me

  16. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 1:36am UTC
    All i know that we
    said hello ,and your eyes
    look like coming home.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran: In England the legal drinking age is 18, so we all start drinking around 11.

  18. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2256
    The awkward
    moment when your crush
    decides to look at you when
    you do something
    embarrassing.
    tumblr

  19. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2244
    Straighten your hair,
    walk outside to 98%
    humidity.
    tumblr

  20. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:33pm UTC
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    oh my god becky look at her butt
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    oh my god karen you can't just ask people why they're white
    oh my god witty is the best website ever
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