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hermione23katniss

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Member Since: 22 Oct 2011 05:26pm

Last Seen: 15 Sep 2013 06:32pm

Birthday: February 3

Location: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Gender: F

user id: 229919

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Nikki // 16 // 'Murica // Thank you 1D for a good 3 years.

I may be leaving soon so if you want to stay in touch, comment me please.

[+]: Lana Del Rey, Pretty Little Liars, cookie dough, dresses, Marina and the Diamonds,The Fault
In Our Stars, Logan Lerman, Adam Levine, Harry Potter, homemade smoothies, track and field,
The Voice, Ed Sheeran, blue/green eyes, Cara Delevigne, Ed Sheeran, Teen Wolf, Kendall & Kylie
Jenner, Les Miserables, Olive Garden, beaches, relationships, Pitch Perfect, and Percy Jackson.

hermione23katniss
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 1:01pm UTC

I t t a k e s p u r e t a l e n t t o b e a b l e t o w a t c h 3 s e a s o n s
of a TV show in only 3 days.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 10:01pm UTC

My friend thought it would be funny to prank call 911
My friend: Hello 911?! IS THIS 911?!
My friend: Help me please! I'm surrounded by so many dead people!
Operator: Please stay calm. Where is your location?
My friend: AT THE CEMETARY

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 9:11pm UTC

l think it's funny how the girl who used to say
"sweet niblets" on Hannah Montana twerks
in her newest music video

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 9:22pm UTC

I always knew boys were useless.
Scientists have found that s.perm can be made from bone
marrow. With artificial s.perm, the human race can continue
living even without men.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 3:54pm UTC

The royal baby was born yesterday?
What are you talking about I was born 16 years ago why
is everyone freaking out about it now?

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Maybe it's the way she walked,
Straight into my heart and stole it
Through the doors & past the guards
Just like she already owned it.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CMAKE IT INVISIBLE

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 9:59pm UTC

Conversation I heard a driver education class:
Dumb girl: *talking to black guy* Are you black?
Black guy:
Black guy:
Black guy: No I'm dark white

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:18pm UTC

It all ended exactly two years ago. . .
Harry Potter will always be forever in my heart.
June 30th 1997 - July 15th, 2011
-

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 10:53pm UTC

HEY WITTIANS PLEASE READ:
I read this quote saying how if [the author] lived in a place like America, she would throw a Witty party to meet other Wittians. I think this is a great idea. I would love to meet a fellow Wittian and I'm sure some of you guys would too. Comment where you are from and maybe you'll find a wittian who lives in your area.
**This isn't meant to be creepy but I have been on Witty for 2 years and have never met a Wittian yet**
I hope I'll finally be able to meet one of you guys and hopefully you all will too. Good Luck!
Comment Below!

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Interesting story worth reading:
I was on the train the other day and there was this lesbian
couple. They were flirting and holding hands. Close to the
couple was this lady staring at them in disgust. These two
teenage boys noticed what was going on between the
homophobic lady and the lesbian couple so they decided
to do something. The two boys started holding hands, staring
into each others eyes, and flirting. The lady turned her
attention to the two boys instead of the lesbian couple. She
kept on giving them dirty looks until finally she got off the
train. The boys finally let go each other and burst out laughing.
The lesbian couple looked at them and asked how long
they were together. The boys said that they were just friends
and they pretened to be a couple to p/ss the homophobic
lady off. The lesbian couple started crying, hugged them, and
thanked them for what they did. They said their goodbyes
and the two teenage boys and the lesbian couple went their
seperate ways.
Just when you think there's no hope left for humanity,
something beautiful like this happens. <3

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:06pm UTC

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"My name is Junie B Jones. The
B stands for Beatrice. except
I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all."
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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 6:44pm UTC

On the last day of school, this extremely christian
girl wrote in my yearbook "I really like you. It's too bad I won't see you in
heaven after our deaths."

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Sometimes, when I'm wearing my headphones,
i'll turn the music all the way down and just listen to the
strange conversations around me.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 6:33pm UTC

Today, I was at subway ordering a sandwich and there were a bunch of 11 year old boys there and
they were snickering and looking at me. Once I was about to leave, one of the prepubescent
twerps came up to me and said, "hey hot suff can i have yo numba?" and i said, "Why, you need
a babysitter?" and then i left.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Will you still love me when I'm no longer
young and beautiful?
Will you still love me when I've got nothing
but my aching soul?
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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes):
"I'm changing my name to da bynes because I'm an independent woman who don't need aman."

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 8:11pm UTC

So I heard this weird convo in the hall today:
Girl: suicide is never the answer
Girl's boyfriend: it is sometimes
Girl's boyfriend: for example, if someone asked
Girl's boyfriend: "What is it called when you kill yourself?"
Girl: *facepalm*

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 5:05pm UTC

I'M OFFICIALLY A JUNIOR IN
high school.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Today, during my free period, a really popular b/tchy girl sat at my table to talk to my friends. I was pretty annoyed until I noticed cuts all down her thighs. You would think that she has a perfect life and is very happy but even the most unexpected people self-harm. I'm sorry for judging you Sarah and I know you will never talk to me in public but stay strong.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 10:57pm UTC

It's so loud,
inside my head.
With words that I
should've said.

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