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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Self Harm: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Suicide: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Anxiety: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Depression: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Anorexia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Bulimia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Any ED: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Schizophrenia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Bipolar: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Austism: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    OCD: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Turrets: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Personality disorders: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Chronic Pain: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
    Mental illness: DON'T JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    I hate it when
    I click a
    thumbnail to view a larger
    picture, but the picture
    ends up being the same
    size as the thumbnail.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    mom: it's 11pm, go to bed.
    me: actually it's 10:58

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    times my hair looks good:
    3%: at school
    7%: at home
    90%: when i'm about to shower

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    "Ok" and "okay"
    just sound different in my head.

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod*
    Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*

  7. DeathlyHallows DeathlyHallows
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    Shoutout to Steve's mom.
    Without you, there's no witty.

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    hey followers,
    is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Do not make inside jokes with me..
    because i will bring it up 17 times a day.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    Me as a lawyer
    Me: *prosecuting lawyer voice* I have only one question for the defendant, guiltypersonsayswhat?
    Defendant: What?
    Me: Owned. You're going to jail.

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Girls I know: Ugh, like five guys like me at one time. I don't know which one to pick! I hate my life.
    Me: Two guys made eye contact with me in the past three years. Which one should I have a super secret crush on?

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    this guy
    at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
    I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  13. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    old people are either super nice or the meanest people.on earth there is no in between

  14. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    if i ever went on a shopping trip where
    i was the only one in the mall and everything was free, i'd probably hit the food court first.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    Joey: But it hurts my Joey's apple!
    Chandler: For the last time, it's not named after the individual man.

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
    Real Life Friends:
    Me:
    Real Life Friends:
    Me:
    Internet Friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THE BAND DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.
    nmq

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    that terrifying feeling when you are
    finsihing a book and there aren't enough pages left for all of the things that need to happen.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    what if the internet doesn't actually exist and
    you're just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and you're talking to people

  19. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    I just don't understand
    How you could talk to a person one minute like you're their best friend, and then ten minutes later act like you never saw them before in your life. I don't get how you can tell me that I'm one of your closest friends, and then walk away as soon as a more popular person comes to talk to you. I don't know why I always give people the help and attention they need, but as soon as I need that help returned they walk away. It just doesn't make sense because I'm always there for people, while they just walk away from me.

  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    “I don’t watch TV”
    proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

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