Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

herestonevergrowingup

Status:

Member Since: 17 Apr 2013 05:21pm

Last Seen: 30 May 2013 01:27pm

Gender: F

user id: 357258

3 Quotes
57 Favorites
5 Following
1 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

  1. herestonevergrowingup herestonevergrowingup
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    please tell me i'm not the only one
    who can't apply liquid eyeliner to save my life.

  2. herestonevergrowingup herestonevergrowingup
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    How r.ape trials should go
    Lawyer: Did he r.ape her?
    Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
    Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he r.ape her?
    Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
    Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he r.ape her?
    Witness: Yes, but-
    Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he r.ape her?
    Witness: Yes.
    Laywer: Yes, he r.aped her.
    R.ape is r.ape is r.ape, no matter the context.
    tumblr.

  3. herestonevergrowingup herestonevergrowingup
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    if carrie underwood doesn't come out with a line of underwear called carrie underwear
    she is wasting all of our time

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2020 Witty Profiles