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herestonevergrowingup

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herestonevergrowingup
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May 18, 2013 5:48pm UTC
please tell me i'm not the only one
who can't apply liquid eyeliner to save my life.

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herestonevergrowingup
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May 15, 2013 1:12pm UTC
How r.ape trials should go
Lawyer: Did he r.ape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he r.ape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he r.ape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he r.ape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he r.aped her.
R.ape is r.ape is r.ape, no matter the context.
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herestonevergrowingup
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April 27, 2013 7:30pm UTC
if carrie underwood doesn't come out with a line of underwear called carrie underwear
she is wasting all of our time

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