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henryjayda143

1. henryjayda143
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2012 9:09pm UTC
   what the teacher says: you may now begin the test.
   what i hear: may the odds be ever in your favor.
   
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2. henryjayda143
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   November 11, 2012 9:06pm UTC
   person: your ugly
   me: thanks, i was trying to look like you today.
   
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3. henryjayda143
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   November 11, 2012 8:58pm UTC
   i love carrots, cats & gravy,and irish dancing.
   i hate spoons, and rollercoasters.
   True Directioner ;)
   
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4. henryjayda143
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   November 9, 2012 6:12pm UTC
   "please?"
   "no."
   "please?"
   "no."
   "please"
   " sure."
   "really?"
   "no."
   
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5. henryjayda143
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   November 9, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   boy: do you want a hug?
   girl" no.
   boy: do you even know what i said?
   girl: yes.
   boy: then what did i say?
   girl: do you want a hug?
   boy: if you insist
   fav if you get it <3
   
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6. henryjayda143
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   November 9, 2012 5:32pm UTC
   you know your talented when you untangle your headphones in the dark.
   
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7. henryjayda143
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   October 22, 2012 12:44am UTC
   theteenbook #80
   grades dont measure intellagence, and age doesnt define maturity.
   
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8. henryjayda143
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   October 22, 2012 12:42am UTC
   theteenbook #10
   4xy+5x+2b=b2 -5x...
   "screw this im going to work on mcdonalds."
   
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9. henryjayda143
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2012 12:38am UTC
   theteenbook #20
   some kids want drugs, some kids want alcohol, but honestly all i want is a good nap.
   
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10. henryjayda143
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    October 22, 2012 12:34am UTC
    theteenbook #03
    my voice is so girly when i talk to strangers, but when i talk to my friends i turn into Morgan Freeman.
    
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11. henryjayda143
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    October 22, 2012 12:32am UTC
    theteenbook #147
    when im on my death bed, i want my last words to be, "i left one million dallors in the..."
    
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12. henryjayda143
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    October 22, 2012 12:29am UTC
    theteenbook #15
    when i say that i wont tell anybody, my best friend doesnt count.
    
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13. henryjayda143
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    October 22, 2012 12:25am UTC
    theteenbook #
    you wanna see a perfect relationship?
    watch a movie.
    
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14. henryjayda143
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    October 22, 2012 12:23am UTC
    theteenbook #84
    running up the stairs like a gorilla because its easier that way.
    
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15. henryjayda143
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    October 22, 2012 12:21am UTC
    theteenbook #48
    awkwardly standing there while your friend is talking to somone you dont know.
    
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16. henryjayda143
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    October 22, 2012 12:18am UTC
    theteenbook #27
    five more minutes of sleep in the morning acually does matter.
    
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17. henryjayda143
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    October 22, 2012 12:15am UTC
    theteenbook #149
    that annoying moment when your rooms door is closed, and then someone comes in and when they leave, they dont shut the door,
    
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18. henryjayda143
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    October 22, 2012 12:11am UTC
    theteenbook #225
    on my phone with my mom:
    alright. yep. okay. alright. yes. cool. yep. yes. alright. i will. yep. alright. okay. yes. i promise. cool. okay. cool. yep. i will. yes. i will. okay. i will. love you too. bye.
    
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19. henryjayda143
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    October 21, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    i love how i see U & I next to each
    other on my keyboard,
    but then under it, it says JK... :(
    
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20. henryjayda143
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    October 21, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    theteenbook #22
    doing something wierd and thinking "this is why im not in a relationship."
    
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