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  1. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    If you don't have anything nice to say,
    come sit next to me and we can make fun of people together.

  2. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    She paints a
    lovely picture
    BUT...
    This story has a twist
    -
    her paintbrush is a razor
    and her canvas is her wrist
    ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♪♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♪♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♪♫ ♬ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♪

  3. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.

  4. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Don't make decisions when you're angry. Don't make promises when you're happy.

  5. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Today, I saw something that reminded me of you. But, don't worry, I flushed the toilet and washed my hands.

  6. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Wheever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know life is really, really tough for the visually impared.

  7. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you try to save a file as 'asdfghjkl' and it says 'file name is already i use'.

  8. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on earth; we are treated like children, but expected to act like adults.

  9. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Life is short; smile while you still have teeth.

  10. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Some people just need a hug... around their neck... with my hands...

  11. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    I don't know what's more awkward; answering Dora, or sitting in silence as she stares at you.

  12. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    [ ] single [ ] taken [ x ] I get about as much attention as a white crayon.

  13. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    The reasons people don't want to talk about something is either because it means nothing, or it means everything.

  14. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    It's funny how the people who know the least about you have the most to say.

  15. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    When I die, I'm going to become a ghost and watch attractive people shower.

  16. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    "Do me a favor?
    "Does it involve me gettig up?"
    "...Yes."
    "Then no."

  17. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    I love those random memories that make me smile, no matter what is going on in my life right now.

  18. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Girls are like phones; we love to be held, but if you hit the wron gbutton you get disconnected.

  19. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

  20. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
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    January 28, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Never being able to make rainboots to look cute.

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