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  1. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    **Teacher at McDonalds**
    Waiter: "Can I take your order?"
    Teacher: "I don't know.
    CAN YOU?"
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  2. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥
    Sometimes I wish I could go back
    in time to meet myself as a kid.
    ♥♥♥♥

  3. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Time you enjoyed wasting,
    was not wasted.
    ~ John Lennon

  4. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    WTF
    Where's The Food

  5. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    but you promised you would'nt leave♥
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  6. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    My worst enemy is my
    memory.
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    nmf
    fffvcfffffffff

  7. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 8:32pm UTC

    ♥I just want you.
    not my format

  8. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Every little thing...
    gonna be alright.

  9. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:07pm UTC

    WHEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS PARENTS TREAT YOU AS PART
    OF THEIR FAMILY.

  10. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    I wsh food didn't make you
    Fat.
    nmf
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  11. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    Favorite this if you breathe.
    Don't lie. I know you do.
    <3
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  12. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    You put your arms around me and I'm
    home.
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  13. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    Maybe it's Maybelline.
    Maybe it's
    Photoshop.

  14. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    Why is there a "D" in "Fridge"...
    But not in "Refrigerator"?

  15. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    --------------------
    |||||| All you are is mean.||||||
    and a liar.
    And pathetic.
    nmf
    autyinabox.

  16. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:01pm UTC
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    If your my followers, does that mean I'm your...
    <3
    Leader?
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  17. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Idk,
    I just want Fred alive.

  18. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    Comparing Stephenie Meyer to J.K. Rowling,
    is like comparing a fart to an atomic bomb.
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  19. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    I get funnier every second
    I breathe.
    nmf

  20. hellomisspam hellomisspam
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 8:50pm UTC
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