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  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2014 7:48pm UTC
    Mix it up a little. Text a random phonenumber the following msg: "The fatone won't fit into the woodchipper.What do you want me to do?"

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2014 2:14pm UTC
    Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I’m glad for that.

  3. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2014 6:01pm UTC
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    When I shower I pretend that I'm either
    • in a music video
    • posing for a photo shoot
    • starring in a horror movie
    • sitting sadly in the rain

  4. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    Have you ever missed someone so much you feel physically sick?

  5. HeLivesAgain HeLivesAgain
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 5:02pm UTC
    Why do I always hurt the one I love?
    Am I that broken?

  6. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 6:56am UTC
    Lately I've been losing sleep, dreaming about the things we could be...

  7. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 9:47pm UTC
    I was hanging with a couple friends and my crush, and two of my friends and my crush were being VERY innapropriate so my friend turned to and asked, "Why are you friends with him." ("Him" refering to my crush). And he looked up and said; "Because we have our benefits." and then he winked. I was speechless.
    Seriously, what do you even say to that?

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 4:27am UTC
    teacher: i’m gonna-
    me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

  9. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 1:29pm UTC
    And the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we love...

  10. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 8:20am UTC
    But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all.....

  11. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 11:40am UTC
    Gray clouds all over the hills bringing darkness from above...

  12. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 6:38pm UTC
    Today my friend said "Emmy why do you always look so sad?'
    I said "What are you talking about? I'm always smiling!'
    He said "But your eyes, those eyes, they tell me that your smile is fake'
    I cried and told him my secret.

  13. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

  14. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    Sorry for calling you a bitcccccch.
    I thought you already knew.

  15. *Princess JoJo* *Princess JoJo*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 6:09am UTC
    love is like the ocean
    sometimes it can be calm and relaxing
    while other times it can be rough and hurtful


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    I miss her smile........

  19. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 7:22pm UTC
    When I talk to you, an everlasting warmth comes into my heart and touches my soul....the beauty, only possible through you I've never felt so wanted but I guess you're the reason I love.....

  20. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 7:28pm UTC
    Oh her eyes are bright....she just gazed at my soul!

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