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  1. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    If your reading this, then i love you for actually caring.And im soo sry its long just had to get this all out I'm heartbroken. My boyfriend and my best friend secretly like each other and i know this becuz of my bestest friend.My boyfriend had just broken up with me 2 days ago, he said it was becuz since i cant date his parents didnt want me to date him so i wouldnt lie to my parents. I like that they were caring for me but still i cant be without him. When hevroke up with me i was crying like hell. You know the movie new moon with bella, yeah, and the scene where shes in bed having dreams about edward and shes crying like soo hard. yeah i was crying like that and im no lying. But then the next day his best friend told me that he wanted to go out with me again and that this was all a mistake. I said yes of course, and i was the happiest person on earth again. Then my bestest freind told me that they still liked each other but he LOVED me soo much more. Its sweet that he loved me more but he still has feelings for her and i dont know what to do. My bestest friend told me not to tell them (her and my bf) cuz i wasnt supposed to know.....but being the bff tht she is she told me i love her for that but i dont know what to do i still feel like second best. I feel like crying every single second but i cant. I just feel like nothing. I feel not good enough. And what hurts the most is that she is was my best friend and she knew that our one year anniversary was coming up ( 1 week) im crying rite now just writing about this makes me cry..... i dont know what to do. i feel heartbroken. </3 if you read this i love you sooo much i hope u dont have to go thru pain like me i love you

  2. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    I Loved you....
    I Loved you. I loved your hugs. Your kisses. Your smile. You were my whole world. My life. I craved for your touch && just seeing your face made my whole day. You loved me && told me I was beautiful and gorgeous. You defended me && protected me from any kind of harm. You were sometimes nervous around me and so was I and && I loved that.
    But Now...
    You go around hugging b*tches. Flirt with girls. Talk sh*t about me behind my back. Dont even call me on my birthday or even try to make up for it by getting me something.&& the worst part is that you think i dont know. But I do. I know everything. & no i am not a stalker I just like to know what kind of guy you really are. I was blind before. I wasn't able to see your lies. I wasnt able to see that your heart was ice cold. I was hidden behind all the fake flirting the cute (fake) smiles and hugs.
    I Kept Forgiving you....
    I kept forgiving all your mistakes thinking that he will learn but i was wrong. You kept hurting me again && again. But i forgave you again &7 again && that was really stupid of me because I dont deserve a guy like you. A guy that is as fake as that B*tches boobs && hair && everything else.
    I'm broken...
    Everytime I kept giving you a little piece of me turned into a wound && finally broke. I dont think i can take anymore ofyou. Now finally......
    Im done.
    please read thanks

  3. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 4:18pm UTC
    cause im stupid enough to believe in chain letters: (highlight it)
    You opened it!!Good luck!!Tonight at midnight your crush will realize they love you something good will happen between 1:00-4:oopm tomorrow it could be ANYWHERE get ready for the biggest shock of ur lifelf you don't post this on u r page within 15 minutes your love life will be terrible for the next ten years!
    pretty stupid huh?

  4. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 7:11pm UTC
    Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
    Drifting throught the wind
    Wanting to start again
    Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
    Like a house of cards
    One blow from caving in
    Do you ever feel already buried deep
    Six feet under scream
    But no one seems to hear a thing
    Do you know that there's still a chance for you
    Cause there's a spark in you
    You just gotta ignite the light
    And let it shine
    Just own the night
    Like the Fourth of July
    Cause baby you're a firework
    Come on show 'em what your worth
    Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
    As you shoot across the sky-y-y
    Baby you're a firework
    Come on let your colors burst
    Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
    You're gunna leave 'em fallin' down-own-own
    You don't have to feel like a waste of space
    You're original, cannot be replaced
    If you only knew what the future holds
    After a hurricane comes a rainbow
    Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed
    So you can open one that leads you to the perfect road

  5. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 3:36pm UTC
    DO NOT CHEAT (YOU'LL WILL
    KICK YOURSELF LATER) I WAS A LITTLE SKEPTICAL TRYING THIS, BUT IF YOU
    FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE "T" YOU'LL BE SURPRISED!!!!
    ALL OF MY ANSWERS WERE ACCURATE. WE'LL SEE TOMORROW IF THE WISH COMES
    TRUE. I'LL LET YOU KNOW. TAKE 3 MINUTES AND TRY THIS...IT WILL FREAK YOU
    OUT! THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES
    AFTER THEY READ THE MAIL. BUT NO CHEATING! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY/SPOOKY
    OUTCOME.
    DON'T READ AHEAD...JUST DO IT IN ORDER! IT TAKES ABOUT THREE
    MINUTES...IT'S WORTH A TRY :)
    FIRST..GET A PEN AND PAPER. WHEN YOU ACTUALLY CHOOSE NAMES, MAKE SURE
    IT'S PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW AND GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCT.
    SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT A TIME...AND DON'T READ AHEAD OR YOU'LL RUIN IT!
    1. FIRST, WRITE THE NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 11 IN A COLUMN.
    2. THEN, BESIDE NUMBERS 1 AND 2, WRITE DOWN ANY TWO NUMBERS YOU WANT.
    3. BESIDE THE 3 AND 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE
    GENDER.
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME (LIKE FRIENDS OR FAMILY....) IN THE 4TH, 5TH AND
    6TH SPOTS.
    5. WRITE DOWN FOUR SONG TITLES IN 8,9,10, AND 11. GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT
    PEOPLE!!!!
    6. FINALLY, MAKE A WISH.
    AND NOW THE KEY FOR THE GAME..... 1. YOU MUST TELL (THE NUMBER IN SPACE
    2) PEOPLE ABOUT THIS GAME. 2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE THAT YOU
    LOVE. 3. THE PERSON IN 7 IS ONE YOU LIKE BUT CAN'T WORK OUT.
    4. YOU CARE MOST ABOUT THE PERSON YOU PUT IN 4
    5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
    6. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR.
    7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3.
    8 THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7.
    9. THE TENTH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND.10.
    AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING YOU HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFENOW...PUT THIS ON
    UR SYT WITHIN THE HOUR YOU READ THIS...IF YOU DO..YOUR WISH WILL COME
    TRUE.

  6. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    Iwake up every morning
    A smile on my face
    The sun is shinin brightly
    As you lay next to me
    I know that i have my flaws
    But you see me perfectly...
    These butterflies......
    Go crazy when i hear your name
    Why do you love me?
    The feeling is so new
    Before you came..
    The sky it had
    Never seemed so blue
    La la la la la la
    la la la la la la la la
    la la la la la
    Cause when im havin a bad day
    Bad day ill go Crazy
    Crazy without you baby
    Do you feel the same way?
    (yeah)
    When im having a bad day
    La la la la la la, Crazy
    La la la la la la , Baby
    La la la la la la .......do you feel the same way?

  7. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 10:36am UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT♥:
    - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish. > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  8. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 9:53pm UTC
    When A Boy Misses You...
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you she wants
    you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
    she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause, he means it.
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise you (:

  9. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 10:51am UTC
    i hate it when a jocked quote gets in the top quotes

  11. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 10:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 12:03pm UTC
    doing something at school n thinking days later
    what the hell waz i thinking
    make it purty??

  13. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 9:45am UTC
    say: alpha then say : kenny then say: 1
    alphakenny1 ;)

  14. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 10:44pm UTC
    Highlight the ones you want to do
    & Cross out the things you`ve done
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    on purpose..
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something. [ accident ]
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched all the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary. (witty duh)
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been to a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

  15. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 10:15pm UTC
    Alphabet Quiz ; yessum
    [a]vailable: no<3
    [b]irthday: january 16th
    [c]rushing?: yes!!!
    [d]rink you last had: wa\ter
    [e]asiest person to talk to: ma besty frendy
    [f]avorite genre of music: Everything(:
    [g]ummy bears or gummy worms: Gummy bears
    [h]ad your first kiss: Never =[
    [i]nstrument: flute
    [j]uice: caprisun
    [k]illed someone: hah noo!
    [l]ongest trip: virginia
    [m]ilkshake flavor: Vinallia
    [n]umber of siblings: 1
    [o]ne wish: he would txt me saying how he feels bak
    [p]erson: nigel
    [q]uiet person: not ma sis
    [r]easons to scream: Fun to do
    [s]tupid: yess!
    [t]ime you woke up: 8:00am
    [u]gly: somtims
    [v]egetable: broccoli
    [w]arm at the moment: no I am content
    [x]-rays you've had: teeth
    [y]our favorite animal: guinie pigs dogs birds
    [z]odiac sign: capricorn

  16. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    Write the first thing that comes to mind.
    01 Hello: hiiiii!!
    02 Love: <3nigel<3
    03 Cow: milk
    04 Peace: peace sign
    05 Sky: blue
    06 Mr. big: ma dad
    07 Horror: scary maze game gurl
    Answer with only one word.
    01 You are a: gurl
    02 You drink: srite
    03 Your first kiss: nevr
    04 Where are you: home
    05 You like: boys
    06 Hate is: harsh
    07 Love is: challenging
    08 You dream of: love
    09 You can’t spell: anything
    10 Your favorite color is: purple
    Answer either true or false. No “maybes” allowed.
    01 You like a boy/girl: true
    02 You would kiss someone for $10: true.
    03 You’re addicted to facebook: false
    04 You’re addicted to notes: true
    05 Pink looks nice on guy?: true.
    06 You can’t keep a secret: false.
    07 You have (a) sibling(s): true
    08 You know what an asterisk is: false.
    09 You dye your hair: false.
    Write the first thing each color makes you think of.
    01 Red: heart
    02 Green: apple
    03 Teal: shoes
    04 Maroon: maroon 5
    05 Silver: jewelry.
    06 Brown: hair
    07 White: weddings
    08 Peachy: "just peachy"
    09 Yellow: sun
    10 Purple: my favorite color(:

  17. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 9:42pm UTC
    Top 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes
    Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
    Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
    The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
    "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
    A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
    "Where did you get that?"
    The pig replied,
    "I won her in a raffle!"
    A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
    Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
    She showed him the instructions on the tin,
    "For best results, put on two coats".
    Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
    First Blonde:
    "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
    Second Blonde:
    Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
    Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
    The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,
    "I think they could be bird tracks."
    The second blonde went to look and said,
    "No, I think these are deer tracks."
    They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
    A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
    "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
    A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
    "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
    A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
    Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
    "I can't take this, you're my friend."
    But the blonde insisted saying,
    "No. A bet's a bet."
    Then the redhead said
    "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
    The blonde replied
    "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
    A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
    When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
    After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
    "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
    She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
    "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
    The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
    The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
    The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
    Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
    "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
    i rly dont think blondes are dumb so plz dont get mad at me i foun it on a website n thought it wuz funny soo plzz dont get mad at me

  18. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 2:36pm UTC
    1. Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
    2. Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
    3. Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
    4. Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.
    5. Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair.
    6. Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.
    7. Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.
    8. Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies.
    9. Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
    10. Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
    11. Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
    12. Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
    13. Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
    14. Odynophobia or Odynephobia- Fear of pain. (Algophobia)
    15. Myxophobia- Fear of slime.
    16. Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
    17. Iophobia- Fear of poison.
    18. Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
    19. Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
    20. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
    21. Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
    22. Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed.
    23. Genuphobia- Fear of knees.**
    24. Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges.***
    25. Ergophobia- Fear of work.
    26. Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
    27. Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.*
    28. Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
    29. Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles.
    30. Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.

  19. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 1:48pm UTC
    Im An Ordinary Girl
    Sometimes im lazy
    I get bored
    I feel ignored
    I feel happy
    I get silly
    I choke on my own words
    I make wishes
    I have dreams
    I still want to believe
    Anything can happen in this world
    For an ordinary girl
    Like you,
    Like me
    make it pretty??

  20. hearts891 hearts891
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 12:41pm UTC
    how do u make a quote like really really big like larger than xx-large???>

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