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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:59am UTC
    If you put,
    "I cut" or "I am gonna kill myself/I tried suic/de on this day two years ago"
    Blah or "I suffer from depression" Then I believe you are craving attention.
    Go get help, don't post it on the internet to people you don't know.

  3. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 4:01am UTC
    America, the land of the free.
    That explains why gay marriage is illegal in so many states and people of color are ostracized.
    Not really.

  4. taytay8056 taytay8056
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    I don't know what's worse, being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity.
    But I mean, at least with a fictional character you know it will never happen. With a celebrity there's a tiny part of your brain wearing a tin foil hat, slowly rocking back and forth, and quietly whispering "It could still happen."

  5. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 12:50am UTC
    One day im really motivated to c lean my room and then the next day im like oh just fawk it
    STORY OF MY ROOM

  6. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    If you're tickling me and I kick you in the head
    and you're decapitated, I should not be held responsible.
    - Kingsley

  7. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    Everyone is posting quotes about how they believe that abortion is wrong.
    I’m going to post my opinion. I believe in the right for women to have an abortion.
    I believe as a woman I can and will do as I choose with my body.
    A lot of women are sexually assaulted everyday. After the trauma of that, why should they have to carry a child, and a child that has the DNA of her rapist? I personally don’t know what I would do, but I know what it’s like to be violated.
    My mother is a drug addict and my father wasn’t in my life. We were broke all of the time. We never had money. If it came to my mother getting high or me having food. The drug came first. The drug always came first. I wanted to die most of my childhood; I wanted to not have my mother hate me. I wanted my father to come and save me. My mother never stopped hating me, and my father never came to save me.
    A lot of people can’t afford a child, and I know “they shouldn’t have had s e x” Well they did. Now what? Maybe the child will suffer and die of starvation, and then you can say how horrible the parents were for not taking care of their child.
    Adoption is always an option. My mother had the option. My mother’s sisters offered. Several couples wanted me. Well we see that she chose to make my life a living hell. A lot of women can’t bear to carry a child, only to give it away. The ones that do give their child up, I deeply respect. Just as I respect mothers who can make a hard decision to not put a child through a horrible life.
    So this is my opinion. I don’t care if you don’t like it. But I’m entitled to have an opinion.

  8. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    When you write someone on facebook and they don't write back,
    "Girl, I know you are online."

  9. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    If the rebel flag offends you,
    you need a history lesson.

  10. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    I read books to escape,
    because reality sucks.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 12:32am UTC
    I have a question for you Wittians.
    How did you guys find Witty? I know everyone has their own
    story, Interesting or not. This is just something that's been on
    my mind for a while c:
    Format By JustADream_Layouts.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. CantThink CantThink
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    My mom's name is Debra. I was writing her name on something for her, in Sharpie I might add. I put Derba.
    DERBA.

  15. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 2:06am UTC
    How do Chinese people name their kids?
    They throw a pan down the stairs and sees what
    noise it makes. Ping Ting Dong

  16. justmuslimthings justmuslimthings
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Just Muslim Things #1
    Telling you friends that Eid is like Christmas
    www.wittyprofiles.com/author/justmuslimthings

  17. hear_me_roar hear_me_roar
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 1:53am UTC
    iDead, the Grimm Reaper's version of the iPhone
    ッ✌

  18. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:53am UTC
    Drake Bell tweeted this:
    In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby
    "North West" I will be naming my
    first son "Taco"

  19. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    Friend: My ipod is all like, "Here, let me play
    you the song of my people."
    Ladies and gentleman my friends.

  20. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    One of the most jocked quotes on Witty
    is a quote about jocked quotes so I guess you
    can say I just jocked this quote
    about jocked quotes.

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