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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 2:21pm UTC

does anyone know why a camera pops up every time you fave a quote?
like is that an april fool's joke or should i be actually concerned.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Smiley128
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Chicago fire:
A guy was about to commit suicide. and his friends saved him.
Me: I wish if i ever thought about commiting suicide my friends would save my life.

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cineast
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 4:16pm UTC

I really f6ucking hate it when people talk shi6t on pitbulls.
My pit, Mitch (named after Mitch Lucker) is a f6ucking bad a6ss,
but he wouldn't hurt a f6ucking fly so shut the f6uck up.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CharliesTheName
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July 9, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Interviewer: When was the last time you cried?
Billie Joe Armstrong: In Chicago, before we came to the UK.
Billie Joe Armstrong: Just because I'm away from my family and stuff like that.
Billie Joe Armstrong: Also, it's my son's first day in his senior year of high school.
Billie Joe Armstrong: So it's an emotional thing.
Tré Cool: I had my feelings surgically removed many years ago.

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ChocoTaco
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July 9, 2013 8:06pm UTC

We all say that being on Witty Profiles made us such better people
But the majority of you still don't understand the concept of simply ignoring the quotes you don't agree with instead of writing an essay in the comment section on why they're wrong, and how your opinion is the only acceptable one.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 6:04pm UTC

honestly someone could marry me and I'd still wonder if they secretly found me annoying

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rebecca*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 1:42pm UTC

I wonder if killing yourself is
the only thing you can control
in your entire life, and that's
why it's a sin. Because you're
beating God at his own game.
Gray by Pete Wentz

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 9:12am UTC

Just a cut.
Just a scratch.
"what's that mark?"
"It was the cat."
Just an excuse.
Just a lie.
"what's with all the bracelets?"
"Just fashion, why?"
Just a tear.
Just a scream.
"why were you crying?"
"Only a bad dream."
But it's not just a cut or a tear, or a lie.
It's always 'just one more' until you die..
Think before you speak xx

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 9:06am UTC

Wow. 2000 quotes. I've been told by multiple people I should probably do something for this occasion. So, I'll try to write something nice below.
I joined Witty a little over a year and a half ago. I did not join with the intent of getting a lot of followers, which I think is evident by my username. I joined this website with the sole intent of just reading quotes. I don't know how I gained so many followers, but I am thankful for every single one.
Despite what all the b.tch fits I've had might lead you to believe, I really do love Witty. Witty has connected to me to so many people. Some of them live on other continents. Some live in other states. Some live a town away. I've even met someone who went to my school. I would never have met any of these people without Witty. Whether you guys know it or not, you've helped me through so much.
This is a little embarrassing. I was on Witty after my teams won cheerleading competitions. I was on Witty, sobbing because I had done my last cheerleading competition. I was on Witty, excited that I had gotten into a tech school I had wanted to go to. I was on Witty when I decided I didn't want to go to that school. I was on Witty when I lost best friends. I was on Witty when flings that I'd had ended. I was on Witty after I had had the most severe panic attack I've ever had. I have been on Witty through almost every emotion I've had.
Now, I know a lot of you don't like me. You're probably reading this in hopes to find something to yell at me about. Or you're reading this and thinking, "Gosh, she's so pretentious." And that huge tantrum I had yelling at all of you for critisizing me for my ethnicity, religion, & beliefs because that's really not something you do. But you guys taught me that not everyone will like you and there's no way you can get everyone to like you. This actually helped me more than you think. I'm that person who goes out of her way to please everyone to get them to at least slightly like me. It's actually kind of nice to have a place to go where I know for a fact the people who don't like me.
Well, this is getting a lot more into my personal life than I wanted it to. And, since I'm not good with emotions and all that jazz, this is a lot more sentimental than I usually get. So I'm going to end it here.
Peace out girlscout. Or boyscout. Whatever.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 10:38am UTC

So I was in an ice cream place with my brother and my cousins and I was talking about how I have an irrational issue with NH and then I realized that I was in New Hampshire and someone please hit me with a shovel.

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*Into the Midnight Show*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Book hangover
JUNE 22
When you've finished a book and you suddenly return to the real world, but the real world feels incomplete or surreal because you're still living in the world of the book.
"I have a really bad book hangover today, I could hardly concentrate at work."
by Emmachan3

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 1:16pm UTC

Who else just absolutely can not
sleep with socks on ?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 10:56am UTC

So, the person that fired the "shot heard 'round the world" (the shot that started the war) was from my town. So, basically, my town is responsible for your freedom. You're welcome.

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littleshrimp
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June 30, 2013 3:33pm UTC

the way your stomach
d r o p s
when you know you really
s c r e w e d u p

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 6:06pm UTC

aw guys look, it's just another quote by yourcool.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 5:49pm UTC

She doesn't say "I love you" like a normal
person. Instead, she'll
laugh, shake her head,
give you a little smile, and say...
you're an idiot."
if she tells you you're an idiot, you're a
lucky man.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 6:19pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 30, 2013 2:34pm UTC

Dude
Do you guys realize it's my freaking birthday?
OH MY GOD.
I am getting older
*cries*
Well, happy birthday to me! ( and my twin )
F%ck.
I am old.
Old :(
...old.
*sigh*
Damn.

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