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haterzh8t

1. haterzh8t
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 3:46pm UTC
   WITTY FIGHTS ARE COMING BACK!!!
   
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2. haterzh8t
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   May 22, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   just got out of the shower and in a robe
   mom walks in my room
   Mom: WHO ARE YOU TEXTING??
   Me: No one mom Im looking at pictures of Louis Tomlinson
   Mom: Why are you looking at pictures of Louis Tomlinson when your naked
   Me: whats that have to do with..OMFG ewww no mom there of him when he was a kid
   Mom: That doesn't make me feel any better..
   
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3. haterzh8t
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 6:57pm UTC
   GET THE FUNK OFF WITTY, BULLIES!!!
   
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4. haterzh8t
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   April 17, 2012 6:52pm UTC
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5. haterzh8t
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   April 17, 2012 6:38pm UTC
   Friend: I feel so ugly my beauty is like a square maze theres only one way out and thats getting my braces off
   Me: Well since were being poetic my ugliness is like a maze in the shape of a circle......so theres no escape route
   
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6. haterzh8t
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   April 4, 2012 11:52am UTC
   Don't get me wrong I love One Direction but then I think about Justin Bieber and that all goes away <3
   
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7. haterzh8t
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   April 4, 2012 11:28am UTC
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8. haterzh8t
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   April 4, 2012 11:20am UTC
   her: Gossip Girl. Pretty Little Liars,16 and Pregnant
   me: Spongebob Squarepants, Tom and Jerry, Glee
   
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9. haterzh8t
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 3:31pm UTC
   Im am your average wittian
   no I dont have hundred of favs on my quotes, I got 6 favs on one so bite it
   no I dont have 400 followers, I dont even got one (okay I'm A little below average :)
   no I don't have awesome formats, yes believe it or not people actually use the normal ones
   no my profile is not awesome, I work with what I got
   Yes I am your average wittian and I dont give a care <3
   Fav if you feel the same
   
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10. haterzh8t
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    when someone messes up the lyrics to your favorite song and your face looks alot like this >:-/
    
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11. haterzh8t
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    February 20, 2012 2:29pm UTC
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12. haterzh8t
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    February 20, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    I lost my quote because it said i had to sign in. I sign in and it says your already signed in silly as if everything is better because you used the word silly. smh
    
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13. haterzh8t
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    February 20, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    If only "revenge" were a kind of quote
    
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14. haterzh8t
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    when life gives you lemons make lemonade
    ....haha naw I would rather take the lemons and squeeze them on my friends bed sheets and make them think they wet the bed
    
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15. haterzh8t
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    January 22, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    RIP
    Katy Perry
    Killed By Carrots in
    Hidden Valley
    
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16. haterzh8t
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    December 15, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    angie is now married to shane
    
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