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  1. JustLikeTears JustLikeTears
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Thoughts after school;;
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    -I wonder what snacks we have?-
    -My back hurts...-
    -Did we have homework?-
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    -I need a nap...-
    -FACEBOOK.-
    -Witty, i missed you.-
    -I need to change, these skinny jeans suck..-
    -I looked like that today!? WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL ME?-
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
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  2. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    tWhat do I want to be in 5 years?
    Happy.
    If I even make it until then, that is.

  3. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    Me: I have to pee.
    Best friend: Then go?
    Me: come with me

  4. mnl_7 mnl_7
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    NoMatterHowOldYouAre...
    When a little boy shoots you with a toy gun, you play dead. <3

  5. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    When I die,
    I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

  6. Marshearts Marshearts
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Announcer: Are you ready?
    Crowd: Yesss
    announcer: I can't hear you!!!
    Random crowd person: Reallly? Cuz that was really loud!
    nmf

  7. xojessiexo xojessiexo
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Stupid pick up lines #5
    There's 21 letters in the alphabet, right?..Oh wait, there's 26. i forgot U R A Q T.
    lmfao my boyfriend said this to me as a joke the other day (:

  8. beamgirl beamgirl
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    Saying "ow" even though it doesent even hurt


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  10. Lifeisworthlivingg Lifeisworthlivingg
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    Pick Up Line #1
    Are you outta breath? Because You're running through my mind.

  11. ICESKATER103 ICESKATER103
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    mom: " ..........*sigh*
    me: " mom are you ok ?"
    mom: "no......
    me: "oh well whats wrong?"
    mom:" no of your business!!!!"
    me: " *thinking in my head* well ok! well then.......

  12. abigailflood abigailflood
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Fav if...
    you've ever given your little brother or sister candy and they get really exited, but you only gave it to them because u don't like that flavor(:
    Lol i do:P

  13. xoxokierralovexoxo xoxokierralovexoxo
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    I hate it when people, wear my glasses and say, "Wow you really are blind!"
    Well no sh●t, you don't see me taking a persons wheelchair
    and saying, "Wow you really can't walk!"

  14. francescamarie44 francescamarie44
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    You never know what you have...
    Until you clean your room.
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  15. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:39pm UTC
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  16. XxJayee_RawwrxX XxJayee_RawwrxX
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    That moment when your
    scrolling through witty and you
    dont feel like reading the really long notes.

  17. claudiineexxo claudiineexxo
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    That funny moment when you yell,
    "SLUUT!"
    in the halls
    &like 80 girls turn around.

  18. Mjjmlovr1 Mjjmlovr1
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    Say Alpha Q
    fave if u get it :)
    nmf

  19. Masson3416 Masson3416
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Brick wall, waterfall, girl u think u know it all.But u dont, i do.So ,poof with the attitude,poof with the attitude.
    Reeses pieces, 7-up, u mess with me, and I'll mess u up.
    Wait, hold that.I think u need a tik-tak.Not 1, not 2, but the whole dang pak.
    Elbow,elbow, wrist, wrist.Ooh girl,u just got dissed!


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