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  1. *_* *_*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 11:25am UTC
    Yesterday this girl I've been knowing since 6th grade had a pic on instagram that said 'like for a rate' so I liked the pic, and a few minutes later she gave me a 4. Gee thanks for lowering my self esteem even more ._.
     
     

  2. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 11:52am UTC
    I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible, and when I leave, you will finally understand why storms are named after people.

  3. DakotaSunsaray DakotaSunsaray
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    Love is laying on the floor looking up at the white ceiling, not knowing what to do. Love is holding someone over a cliff, trying to pull them up but watching them fall every time. Love is holding on to literally nothing, and not caring what will happen next. Love is letting one person control every single one of your emotions. Love is beautiful and poisonous and we do it anyway.

  4. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    The difference between
    you and I
    is that
    when you wake up,
    your nightmare ends.

  5. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    - I'm sorry. -You're sorry? Grab that glass and throw it at the ground. - Ok- Did it break?- Yes. - Now say you're sorry to it. - I'm sorry, glass. - Now is it fixed?- No. - Do you understand?

  6. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANTS. ONE FABULOUS B/TCH IS COMIN THROUGH.
    me in real life: *awkwardly dodges people people and trips into hall*

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    When did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

  8. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    My Thoughts At School
    Me: dont touch me im beyonce
    Me: how would people react if i started to sing that song from the lion king
    Me: the one thats like BAASOWENYAAMAMABEATSEBABAH
    Me: maybe if i hit my head hard enough on my desk ill die
    Me: Step on the back of my shoe one more time in this hallway and I will cut you
    Me: I don't like you.
    Me: hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely.
    Me: I should just become homeschooled..
    Me: my locker isnt opening..
    Me: CALL THE POLICE
    Me: CALL OBAMA
    Me: MY LOCKER IS NOT OPENING, I REPEAT NOT OPENING
    Me: What if i dont get to my class on time, and get a bad grade, and dont graduate, and dont have a family, and become homeless..
    Me: oh, wrong locker.
    Me: ok time for math.
    Me: ewwww.. a substitute.
    Me: are you assigning more homework really
    Me: do you not understand i have an unpopular blog to run
    Me: you are a theif of joy
    Me: i cant wait to go home and complain about you all
    Me: omg i bet im missing so much on the internet right now
    Me: i can almost taste the internet
    Me: im hungry
    Me: do I say hi to you too
    Me: or do I just awkwardly smile
    Me: too late, awkward smile it is
    Me: dear lord, please move out of my way
    Me: Its like youre begging me to hate you all.
    Me: OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MOVE
    Me: theres too many people on this earth
    Me: we need a new plauge
    Me: why is this kid talking to me
    Me: just do the jenna marbles face..
    Me: thats right..just walk away...
    posted this a year ago, so i added more and reposted :)

  9. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    wittyxxgirlxx format don't remove
    McDonalds actually does serve breakfast
    past 10:30 if you bring a gun

  10. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Why aren't things like bras, pads, tampons, etc free? Like, I didn't choose the vag life, the vag life chose me.

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    *12-year-old white girl voice*
    "But like I'm so depressed because I'm so socially awkies. And like I'm never getting a best friend. Only cats love me. I like knitting and starbucks. And idk what a boyfriend is lol. Don't judge me haters. Tumblr is my life xD. hahahaha what is air? NUTELLLAAAAA!!11!"

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

  14. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
    me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 4:55am UTC
    science teacher: "if you curl the fingers of your right hand around a magnet you can see what direction the current flows in. if you don't have a right hand, then we have a problem."
    sam: "if you didn't have a right hand, wouldn't you say that you'd be stumped?"
    me: "no, no, if you don't have a right hand you just use the one that's left."
    sam: "wow, that's actually really handy!"
    me: "yeah, as a rule of thumb it works pretty well."
    sam: "i'm finding this really funny but i can't quite put my finger on why."
    science teacher: "i've got to hand it to you, those puns are currently very amusing but the two of you really need to knuckle down and do your work."

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:13am UTC
    i just found out who my crush likes
    (it's me)
    (i'm on the floor making muffled shrieking noises)
    (he likes me)
    (me)

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    my school determines the winners of a competition by gathering the finalists together and seeing which one can bottle-feed a lamb the fastest
    i wish i was joking

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 1:07am UTC
    teacher: "you kids need to stand in the sun and get some vitamin D in you!"
    eoghan: *shrieks and runs towards a distant patch of sunlight* "I WANT THE D!"
    teacher: "what's he doing?"
    me: "...he's chasin' down the D, ma'am"
    eoghan: "SWEET JESUS THAT D IS AMAZING!"
    eoghan: "I LOVE THE FEELING OF D ON MY FACE"
    teacher: "what."
    eoghan: *shrieks again and runs inside* "TOO MUCH D, TOO MUCH D!"

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    when did "respect yourself" start to mean
    "behave the way i think you should"? actually,
    while we're on that train of thought, when did
    having s/ex or wearing certain kinds of clothes
    start meaning that you don't respect yourself?
    i respect myself but my legs look hella good
    in a short skirt, thank you very much.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:44am UTC
    i think i've finally found someone as socially awkward as i am
    me: brb i need to have a shower
    him: okay have fun
    him: wait
    him: no that made me sound so creepy i'm sorry
    him: i just meant enjoy yoursel- jesus christ.
    him: omg i'm rambling and creepy i'm so sorry i'll just light myself on fire or somethingi

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