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hariboteddy

1. hariboteddy
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2013 6:37am UTC
   Bi/ch - your a fail.
   Me - so was your dad's condom and mums abortion
   
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2. hariboteddy
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   June 19, 2013 2:31pm UTC
   if in saving private ryan the team was made up of all women, matt damon would have been found a lot quicker.
   
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3. hariboteddy
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   June 15, 2013 3:06pm UTC
   *drops food*
   germs: we must wait 5 seconds before infecting it.... it is the rule.
   
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4. hariboteddy
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   June 15, 2013 2:47pm UTC
   life's too short..
   so smile while you still have teeth
   
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5. hariboteddy
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   June 15, 2013 2:44pm UTC
   sometimes i pretend to be normal but it gets a bit boring.. so i go back to being me!
   
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6. hariboteddy
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   June 15, 2013 2:40pm UTC
   a jelous girl does better resurch than the FBI.
   
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7. hariboteddy
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   June 15, 2013 2:23pm UTC
   most people think im odd or strange
   i just think that i have reached a new level of awesomeness
   that the world hasent expirienced yet....
   and thats why im so different
   
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8. hariboteddy
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   June 15, 2013 2:20pm UTC
   i miss you
   i still think about you
   you made me so happy
   those moments we shared were amazing
   i cant beleve your gone.
   its hard to let you go
   my special very own
   galaxy cookie crumble
   
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9. hariboteddy
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   June 15, 2013 2:08pm UTC
   best few seconds of my life was when the hot guy in my class smiled at me..... i smiled back and then...
   i reilised he was smileing at the girl behind me
   im sure some can relate.
   
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10. hariboteddy
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    June 14, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions
    - will smith
    
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11. hariboteddy
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    June 14, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    just be yourself because you can never do that wrong.
    
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12. hariboteddy
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    June 14, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    dear math
    please grow up and solve your own problems.
    
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13. hariboteddy
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    June 14, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    life is like a hourglass
    eventually everything hits the bottom but you just have to wait it out untill some one turns it around.
    
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14. hariboteddy
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    June 14, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    im not single, im just in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend is in the future....
    
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15. hariboteddy
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    June 11, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    im not lazy im just
    conserving energy.
    
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16. hariboteddy
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    June 11, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    hardy fuc.kin har
    
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17. hariboteddy
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    June 10, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    do you need some aloe vera cuz you just got burned.
    
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18. hariboteddy
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    June 10, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    on csi why do they look at everything with a torch? im sure the lighting it fine in there labs.
    
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19. hariboteddy
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    June 10, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    :P :D :) ;) ;( ............... why can't there be one of these that looks like my middle finger??
    
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20. hariboteddy
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    June 10, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    friend: should i brake up with my boyfriend?
    me: if your going to, brake up before his birthday so you dont have to get him a present.
    other friend: thats horrible
    me: thats life!
    
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