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hariboteddy

1. hariboteddy
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   October 7, 2013 2:24pm UTC
   love me, feed me just never leave me!
   
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2. hariboteddy
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   October 2, 2013 2:30pm UTC
   i don't think i will ever love another human being more than i love my cat.
   
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3. hariboteddy
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2013 8:20am UTC
   the perfect man is like the perfect bra...
   a good fit, supportive and always with you unless
   it needs a wash!
   
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4. hariboteddy
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   August 22, 2013 7:23pm UTC
   do you know why smarties are called smarties.......
   no me neither.
   
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5. hariboteddy
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   August 22, 2013 7:09pm UTC
   "I for one, aspire to be myself"
   - me
   
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6. hariboteddy
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   August 16, 2013 12:44pm UTC
   stress is caused by giving a fu*k!
   
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7. hariboteddy
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   August 16, 2013 12:37pm UTC
   i dont know karate
   but i do know crazy
   and im not afraid to use it!
   
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8. hariboteddy
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   August 16, 2013 12:35pm UTC
   with great power comes
   a great electricty bill.
   
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9. hariboteddy
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   August 16, 2013 12:11pm UTC
   i dont call it cheating...... im just using the resources around me!
   
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10. hariboteddy
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    you can only be young once
    but you can be immature forever.
    
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11. hariboteddy
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    August 12, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    there are no architecture rules for
    the castle in the clouds.
    
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12. hariboteddy
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    August 12, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    im so deep... the ocean is jealous!
    
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13. hariboteddy
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    August 12, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    we have all experienced the pain.................of watching a slow typer!
    
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14. hariboteddy
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    it's all going to be alright in the end.
    and if its not alright, then it's not then end!
    - the best exotic marigold hotel.
    
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15. hariboteddy
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    should i call the undertaker....
    because you just killed that joke!
    
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16. hariboteddy
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    July 26, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    if you fall, i will be there
    sincerly the floor.
    
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17. hariboteddy
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    July 26, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    dont break anyones heart, they onky have one
    break there bones they have 206 of them!!
    
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18. hariboteddy
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    July 26, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    friend - you know she just called you fat
    me - OH HELL NO hold my cake!!!
    
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19. hariboteddy
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    im not good at advice
    but can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?
    
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20. hariboteddy
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    i talk to myself....
    its the only way i can be sure of intelligent conversation.
    
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