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happyxennie56

1. happyxennie56
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2012 8:20pm UTC
   Why I'm awkward talking to people...
   Me: don't you guys hate it when *insert something you hate* happenes?!
   Friend: That has never happened to me...
   Me: ...dude, whatever...
   
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2. happyxennie56
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 7:16pm UTC
   *On the first day of school*
   Teacher: So how did you spend you summer vaca-
   Me: I know of a place where you never get harmed, a magical place with magical charms, INDOORS, INDOORS, INDOOOORS!!
   Teacher:
   Me:
   Class:
   Teacher: ...okay...would anyone else like to share their summer with the class?
   
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3. happyxennie56
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   When you eat food that's too hot...
   and you start breathing like a retarded dragon...
   
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4. happyxennie56
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 6:28pm UTC
   •◊•◊♥◊•◊•
   Jokes Are Funny
   Funny Things Lead To Laughing
   Laughing Leads To Hyperventilating
   Hyperventilating Leads To Choking From Lack Of Air
   Choking Leads To Death
   And So In Conclusion:
   Jokes=Death
   So, Who Wants To Hear A Joke?
   •◊•◊♥◊•◊•
   
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5. happyxennie56
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 5:01pm UTC
   Summer2012
   Beaches
   Short-shorts
   Flip-flops
   Friends
   Sunglasses
   Sleepovers every night
   No drama
   The perfect tan
   t’s gonna be the best summer ever!
   At home all day on witty just like last year….
   
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6. happyxennie56
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   If I’m onWitty Profiles and my mom walks in, I don’t switch the page to Google,I switch to an old writing assignment, and pretend to type so it looks like I’m doing homework…
   
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7. happyxennie56
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   LIVING LIKE LARRY!!
   -Spongebob
   The Original YOLO
   
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8. happyxennie56
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2012 6:25pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment...
   when somebody gives you something that you already own...
   
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9. happyxennie56
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2012 5:26pm UTC
   Am I the only one who never had a
   gym class
   involving a rainbow colored
   parachute in elementaryschool...
   
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10. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Every time I submit a quote, I sign out,
    so the next time I sign in, I will have at least one notification…
    
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11. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Running out of the movie theater
    like a crazy person
    because you really have to pee...
    
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12. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Valentine’s Day
    =
    Forever Alone Day
    "Oh Wait, Thats Every Day For Me"
    ♥
    
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13. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Every time I fave a quote, I
    always think
    “wow, I probably made their day by making the notification box go up by one number”.
    ♥
    
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14. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    You know someone's been creeping on your profile when they fav one of your old quotes
    
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15. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Reasons why i made a
    Facebook
    1% my friend made me
    1% I actually wanted one
    98% To creep on people
    
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16. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    When you sneeze at school and no one bothers to say "bless you" but when the kid next to you sneezes the whole class is like "GOD BLESS YOU" and you are just like
    WTF!?
    
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17. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    The next time someone calls me short, and someone else says
    “She’s not short, she’s fun size.”
    I’m going to say
    “Really, I always thought of myself as one of those 100 calorie packs”
    
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18. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    I hate how even my
    Older brother
    Has bigger boobs than me.
    font: OliviaVentura
    
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19. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    The next time I buy Feminine Products, I'm going to walk up to a
    MALE CASHIER and be like "hi, how has your day been?"
    Yah I'm that BRAVE
    
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20. happyxennie56
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    That Akward Moment
    when you are about to fave a quote but it has 68 faves and you dont want to make it 69 so you end up not faving the quote
    border by: imperfect_teenager
    
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