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caoimhs289
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April 27, 2013 6:27am UTC

So Relatable #6029:
Having a pet is great. You can blame all suspicious sounds on them.
*BANG*
"What was that?"
"Oh, just the fish"

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dinosaur_rawr
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April 27, 2013 6:08am UTC

When it rains:
Normal People: Oh no its raining. I cant go out and do things.
Most Wittians: Yay its raining. That gives me an excuse not to go outside.
Me: *doesnt even notice because Im on witty*

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boo1255
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April 27, 2013 6:20am UTC

i always favourite my own quotes b/c it makes me feel more popular, o h

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_Llamas_
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April 27, 2013 6:21am UTC

It's a rainy morning; and your all cosy in bed;
School time....

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NothingButAbby
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 5:56am UTC

Love is the condition in
which someone else's
happiness
Is essential to your own ♥

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NothingButAbby
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 5:28am UTC

You've gotta hand it to short people.
Otherwise they can't reach it.

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happiest*
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April 27, 2013 4:53am UTC

I'm 25% funny
"and 85% bad at math"

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:55am UTC

Jesus never said it would be easy
~He said it would be worth it~

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happiest*
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April 27, 2013 5:00am UTC

Getting mad
becouse your celebrity crush is cheting you

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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April 27, 2013 5:13am UTC

Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS
(Smiled A Little Then Stopped)
It's more truthful.

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RoyalJokerz
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 2:52am UTC

That AWKWARD moment when theres AWKWARD silence

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kelly*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 3:40am UTC

That sad feeling when all your Nutella jars are empty.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:28am UTC

My life:
if no one sees what clothes you are wearing you can wear them tomorrow to

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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April 27, 2013 4:39am UTC

I believe in hate at first sight.

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That_Irish_Kid
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April 23, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Population of Witty:
60% girls who are intelllegent and inspiring
20% girls who are frustrating and flirtatious
15% people who forgot they even made an account
5% guys
REPRESENT!

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That_Irish_Kid
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 9:58pm UTC

has anyone else, gone through that thing?
That thing where you're trying to put deoderant on, and you accidentally spray it into your eyes.
Yeah
I'm smart

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