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  1. iluvusomuchurmyonly1 iluvusomuchurmyonly1
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2015 12:05am UTC
    Hmm let us log in to wittyprofiles since I haven't been here since 2010...
    *logs into witty*
    Wait...what happened..um..this...isn't...
    WITTYPROFILES WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUUUU

  2. alondraahoodx* alondraahoodx*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 5:56pm UTC
    ♥ i wish that i could wake up with amnesia.
    and forget about the stupid little things
    like the way it felt
    to fall asleep next to you
    & the memories,
    i never can escape.
    cause im not fine at all
    no, im really not fine at all.
    amnesiaa

  3. kyndallwithay kyndallwithay
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 8:22pm UTC
    Important Things i've learned in life:
    If you can't hang then,
    theres the door baby.
    - Sleeping With Sirens

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 6:07pm UTC
    When little kids scream
    I want to look them in the eye and scream 10 times louder to show them who's boss

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    Me in any situation:
    I think I'm coming off as annoying

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 6:09pm UTC
    People are scared to
    "double text" but I literally send 7 paragraphs in a row

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 12:27am UTC
    Is anyone else
    weirdly shy about replying to quote comments? I don't know,
    I just feel like I'm bothering them or that they won't care what I have to say about it,
    or it'll be awkward because they weren't expecting an answer and they'll wonder who I am.
    ...so instead, i just thumbs up and hope they forget...

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 2:35am UTC
    Beautifully Imperfect
    I've thought long and hard about what I wanted to write.
    I mean, I could talk about that time I posted a quote (the only quote I've ever posted of its kind) talking about how close I was to self-harming again, and you wasted no time calming me down and helping me out of that state of mind.
    I could talk about how I fangirled when you first started faving my quotes and when you followed me, and about how I can always always always rely on you to read my quotes. To remind me what I love about this website.
    I could explain how much it meant to me that time you commented a bunch of Harry Potter gifs on my profile. That you knew I was struggling to deal with some issues, that you knew what would make me better, and it took no reaching out for you to comfort me. You expected no words of thanks. Nothing in return. We weren't even talking at the time. You just popped up, made me feel better, and flew away into the sunset (metaphorically...).
    I could tell everybody about that magical ability you have to comment me exactly when I need it. For example, you commented on my quote just today about how I was 'appreciated'. I read it right after sending one of the hardest emails I've ever had to, to my best friend, telling her about how much pain I've been in because I feel like her last choice. And I quickly check my witty before meaning to shut down the computer, and I see this quote comment from Bailey, and for it to say that... Hahaha, I genuinely almost started crying. Tears in the eyes and everything.
    I could talk about how you are, always have been, and will be to the day I leave this website one of my absolute favourite users. I could wax lyrical about the inspiration your quotes give me to keep writing my stories. The words are so often the spark to my muse, that when I find myself having writer's block, I don't even think about it - I just log on, and browse through your quotes. Seriously. I'm not kidding. This happens all the time. (I'm a lousy writer, but that's irrelevant.)
    We don't talk much - that is, we don't comment each other much. But to me, you're one of the users who know me best. Is it weird that I consider you one of my 'witty best friends' despite not talking all that much? 'Cause I do. You just... you mean so much to me, I seriously find myself relying on your support sometimes, and to top all of that off, you look like a model spin-off of Lana del Rey. Which is ridiculous, because how can one person be kind and pretty all at once?
    But I believe that when you start to know a person for who they are, they just start to look as lovely as their personality. And you're honestly one of the prettiest girls I've seen. And I'm so sorry this got insanely deep and ridiculous, but I'm in an angsty mood so oh well, this crazy emotional message is what you get.
    ( & if you leave before I do, I'll cry my lousy little eyes out. Just a warning.)
    I love you. Like, a lot. No but like, a lot.
    You're amazing.

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 8:06pm UTC
    My life is just one massive awkward moment.

  10. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 8:44pm UTC
    21. My father is run over by a car.
    He is passed out in the road with a blood alcohol content 4 times the legal limit.
    I do not cry.
    Four months later,
    The nurses lose his pulse,
    And I wonder whose life
    Flashed before his eyes.
    Rewinding VHS tapes
    Old home videos
    20.
    19. I haven't brought a friend home in four years.
    18. My mother sips the word "divorce"
    Her mouth curls at the taste
    Like it burns going down.
    17. I start doing homework at Starbucks.
    I have more meaningful conversations with the barista
    Than with my family
    16. I wait for Christmas Eve.
    My brother and I usually exchange gifts to one another early
    This year, he
    And my father exchange blows.
    My mother doesn't go to mass.
    15. I come up with the theory that my father started drinking again
    Because maybe he found out I'm gay.
    Like if he could make everything else blurry,
    Maybe somehow I'd look straight.
    15. My mother cleans up his vomit in the middle of the night
    And cooks breakfast in the morning like she hasn't lost her appetite.
    15. I blame myself.
    15. My brother blames everyone else.
    15. My mother blames the dog.
    15. Super Bowl Sunday My father bursts through the door like an avalanche
    Picking up speed and debris as he falls
    Banisters, coffee tables, picture frames
    Tumbling, stumbling.
    I find his AA chip on the kitchen counter.
    14. My father's been sober for 10, Maybe 11, years?
    I just know We don't even think about it anymore.
    13.
    12.
    11. Mom tells me Daddy's "meetings" are for AA.
    She asks if I know what that means.
    I don't.
    I nod anyway.
    10. My parents never drink wine at family gatherings.
    All my other aunts and uncles do.
    I get distracted by the TV and forget to ask why.
    9.
    8.
    7.
    6. I want to be Spider-Man.
    Or my dad. They're kinda the same.
    5.
    4.
    3. I have a nightmare
    The recurring one about Ursula from The Little Mermaid
    So I get up I waddle toward Mommy and Daddy's room,
    Blankie in hand, I pause.
    Daddy's standing in his underwear
    Silhouetted by refrigerator light.
    He raises a bottle To his lips.
    2.
    1.
    0. When my mother was pregnant with me,
    I wonder if she hoped,
    As so many mothers do,
    That her baby boy would grow up to be
    Just like
    His father.

  11. harshndivine harshndivine
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    Call it childish thing bt Ihold grudge againstpeople who had brokenpromises wth me wthoutproper explatn.. Becauseto me breaking promiseis like not giving mefood.. And that'scompletely NO-NO..

  12. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 6:15pm UTC
    Person: What are you listening to?Me: Only the best British band ever.Person: You're finally listening to One Dir-Me: Asking Alexandria.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. ♡infinity* ♡infinity*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 2:38pm UTC
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    It would be a privilege
    TO HAVE MY HEART BROKEN BY YOU

  15. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 1:24am UTC
    - you're not scared of the dark, you're scared of what's in it.
    - you're not afraid of heights, you're afraid of pain of falling.
    - you're not afraid of people around you, you're just afraid of rejection.
    - you're not afraid to love, you're afraid of not being loved back.
    - you're not afraid to try again, you're afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.

  16. thislullaby thislullaby
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 2:31pm UTC
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    if all that's left to do is walk away
    then baby im as gone as yesterday .♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. Jade💕* Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 2:54pm UTC
    We are all mature
    ...
    until someone brings out some bubble wrap

  19. zimchim* zimchim*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 12:49am UTC
    5:00am
    and I'm here at a park
    thinking about you non-stop.

  20. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 4:49pm UTC
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