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hannibanani27

1. hannibanani27
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   May 12, 2014 12:07pm UTC
   I was expelled from school on pajama day..it's not my fault i sleep naked.
   
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2. hannibanani27
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   May 12, 2014 12:04pm UTC
   Don't like me? Take a seat next to all the other b.itches waiting for me to give a f.uck
   
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3. hannibanani27
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   May 12, 2014 12:02pm UTC
   Short Girl Problem:When people hold things over your head so you cant reach them.
   
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4. hannibanani27
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   March 2, 2014 10:24pm UTC
   Don't let people tell you who you are.YOU tell THEM.
   
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5. hannibanani27
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   March 2, 2014 10:21pm UTC
   Short girl problem:Short jeans are still too short.
   
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6. hannibanani27
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   March 2, 2014 10:18pm UTC
   Every tall boy
   Needs a short girl
   
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7. hannibanani27
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   March 2, 2014 10:16pm UTC
   Every tall boyNeeds a short girl
   
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8. hannibanani27
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   March 2, 2014 10:14pm UTC
   I'm an average teenage girl,I overreact,I underestimate,I overestimate, I over think everything, I dream big, And when I say I love you IM NOT LYING.
   
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9. hannibanani27
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   March 2, 2014 10:45am UTC
   ...waiting or that one special person to text you back..
   
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10. hannibanani27
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    January 7, 2014 2:31pm UTC
    I cant taste my lips, Can you do it for me?
    
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11. hannibanani27
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    January 7, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    "Dude she just called you fat."
    "OH HE.LL NO!"
    HOLD MY CAKE.
    
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12. hannibanani27
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    January 7, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
    
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13. hannibanani27
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    January 7, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    A girl is much more than she seems: Under all of the hair and makeup there is a sign that says "handle with care."
    
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14. hannibanani27
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    January 7, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    There is only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you. I love you.
    
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15. hannibanani27
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    January 4, 2014 12:21am UTC
    That awkward moment when you are an American Idiot.
    
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16. hannibanani27
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    December 22, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Did you know that you are more than likely to marry your 6th through 12th grade love? If you repost this you will get good news tonight. If you dont you will have the worst work of your life. Better hurry up!
    
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17. hannibanani27
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    December 15, 2013 11:18am UTC
    I just want the original Trix back.
    
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18. hannibanani27
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    April 9, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Im like steal.
    you can bend me,but you cant break me.
    
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19. hannibanani27
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    February 5, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    i <3 Winne the Pooh
    
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20. hannibanani27
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    January 21, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    i just found out that when u touch witty it blinks rainbow....
    
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