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hannahjones

1. hannahjones
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2011 8:53pm UTC
   Me: Can I use the bathroom?
   Teacher: I don't know, can you?
   Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
   Teacher:...
   
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2. hannahjones
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   March 7, 2011 11:27am UTC
   The awkward moment when you go to a therapy group that helps you cope with loneliness, but no one else turns up.
   
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3. hannahjones
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   March 7, 2011 11:26am UTC
   We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
   
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4. hannahjones
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   March 7, 2011 11:25am UTC
   Today i went on thesaurus.com and searched ''ninjas'' The computer told me ''Ninjas cannot be found'' Well played, ninjas, well played ;)
   
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5. hannahjones
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   March 7, 2011 11:24am UTC
   The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks youre completely amazing..
   
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6. hannahjones
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   March 7, 2011 12:55am UTC
   Someone told me i am immature and need to grow up.
   Guess who"s not allowed in my treehouse now.
   
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7. hannahjones
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   March 7, 2011 12:54am UTC
   MY POKEMAN BRINGS ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD, AND THEIR LIKE; YOU WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAMN RIGHT I WANNA TRADE CARDS. GIMMIE PIKACHU WITH ELECTRIC CHARGE
   
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8. hannahjones
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   March 7, 2011 12:52am UTC
   Sorry Hun, but, unlike you, Im not the doorknob, where everyone gets a turn. Im more
   of a casino, where only the lucky ones, hit the Jackpot
   
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9. hannahjones
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   March 7, 2011 12:51am UTC
   Real friends: Take the blame
   Fake Friends: Blame you
   REAL FRIENDS: DRAGS YOU INTO THE CROWD
   Fake friends : Leave you stranded on your own.
   Real friends: Cheer you up
   Fake friends : Cheer themselves up when your sad
   Real friends: Stick together
   Fake Friends: Break apart
   Real friends: Like this,
   Fake friends: Laugh and ignore this
   ARE YOU A TRUE FRIEND?
   
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10. hannahjones
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    March 7, 2011 12:49am UTC
    R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L.rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
    
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11. hannahjones
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    February 25, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    To the world, you may be one person. To one person, you may be the world. ♥
    
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12. hannahjones
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    February 25, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    all you need is love <3
    
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13. hannahjones
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    February 25, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    Love is like a flower-you've got to let it grow
    
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14. hannahjones
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    February 25, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    living is easy with your eyes closed
    
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15. hannahjones
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    February 25, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    ive been asked before what would make the perfect guy and i always answer with a unrealistic answer but in the back of my mind i think you you <3
    
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16. hannahjones
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    February 24, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. hannahjones
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    February 22, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    maybe my heart didnt skip a beat and maybe the twinkle in your eye was just the sun reflecting in your eyes weird and maybe the feeling in my stomach was from not having enough breakfest and maybe i thought it was just love....
    
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18. hannahjones
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    February 22, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    roses are red
    voilets are blue
    i have five finger
    And the middle one is for you
    
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19. hannahjones
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    February 22, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    No one is afraid of heights, they are afraid of the fall,No one is afraid to play, they are afraid to lose, no one is afraid of the dark, they are afraid of what's in it, no one is afraid to say "I love you", they are afraid of the response..
    
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20. hannahjones
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    February 22, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    Life Isn't About Finding Yourself Lifes About Creating Yourself
    
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