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  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
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    April 2, 2013 7:04pm UTC
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    Ugly People Problems
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    hey can you make out with me it's for a schoool project.
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  3. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
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    September 6, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Lol So True: #66
    It's funny how we can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember anything when we study for a test.
    lolsotrue.com

  4. _lifeisamazing _lifeisamazing
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    September 5, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Seasons.
    Winter: I would log off but it's too cold.
    Spring: I would log off but it's too rainy.
    summer: I would log off but it's too hot.
    Fall: I would log off but it's too... Leafy?


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  6. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
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    September 5, 2012 3:11pm UTC
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  7. whoaitsmidge_x3 whoaitsmidge_x3
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    September 5, 2012 6:58pm UTC
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  8. TurtlecalledJimmy TurtlecalledJimmy
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, "no one gives a f*ck"

  9. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 9:37am UTC
    Girls logic:
    When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    I am single by choice.
    (it's just not my choice)

  11. Alexlovesu Alexlovesu
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 12:05am UTC
    The past can hurt.
    But the way I see it,
    you can either run from it,
    or learn from it.
    - The Lion King

  12. ItsAnthony ItsAnthony
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    They say we're too young for love,
    but I'm catching feelings.

  13. Baseballisme Baseballisme
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    September 4, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    Pretending to write when the teacher starts calling on random people.
    I'm pretty sure i'm not the only one.

  14. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 10:21am UTC
    In the car with my dad.
    *pass my old middle school*
    Me: God, it still feels like I'm going back there.
    Dad: I know. Big ol' freshman now, eh?
    Me: Yeah, I'm kinda nervous.
    Dad: Oh you got nothing to worry about.
    Me: Yeah well-
    Dad: Except boys. Boys are idiots.
    Me: Dad, you ARE a boy.
    Dad: Exactly. So I know what goes on in their head. Especially high school boys. They only have one thing on their minds-
    Me: Dad!
    Dad: -football. Haha, you thought we were gonna have the talk, didn't you?
    Me: Oh my god, Dad. Never do that to me again.

  15. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
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    September 4, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    DRAKE AND JOSH:
    Mindy: Fine! Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!
    Josh: On one condition!
    Mindy:What?
    Josh: I get to be the boyfriend!

  16. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
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    September 4, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    You can't spell school without I hate my life.

  17. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
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    September 4, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Today in Spanish,
    We had to text our answers the teacher was asking us to the smartboard using this remote. My teacher asked us to write good-looking in spanish. (answer was guapo) Some kid texted as his answer "me"
    I died laughing.

  18. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
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    September 4, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    In museums
    They should play MC Hammer's song "Can't touch this"

  19. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
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    September 4, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Me answering one of those stupid first day of school surveys...
    19. When have you felt particularly sucessful in school? Never.
    20. When have you been the most proud of learning somethig? In school.
    21. What's the easiest part of school? Lunch.
    22. What is the hardest part of school? Everything except lunch.
    23. What do you like about History? Nothing.
    24. When is History easy or fun for you? Never.
    25 When is History difficult for you? Always.
    26. What three things I as the teacher can do to help you become more of a sucessful student in this class?
    -Give us candy.
    - Give us food.
    - Leave.

  20. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
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    September 4, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    I'm not even on drugs, I'm just weird.

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