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Cammie
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May 5, 2013 1:16pm UTC

Customer: Excuse me, I think your ice machine's broken.
Squidward: Keep looking... Maybe you'll find someone who cares.

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AVFC1874
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:17pm UTC

Girl: I'm depressed
Society: You're over reacting
Girl: I cut my self
Society: It's for attention
Girl: *Kills herself*
Society: we didn't see the signs

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countrygirl123
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Dear diary;
Today i met a boy, he stole my heart and won't give it back.

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VictoriaRose88
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June 1, 2012 5:16pm UTC

me: watching tv, and eating cookies
tv: *victorias secret commersial comes on*
me: ..... i probably shouldnt eat these .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 2:51pm UTC

Wouldn't life be perfect if:
Sweatpants were sexy.
Monday's were fun.
Junk food didn't make you fat.
Girls didn't cause so much drama.
Guys weren't so confusing.
And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 1:21pm UTC

Love? - f**k that.
Heartbreaks? - I had that.
Chances? - I gave that.
Going back? - I'm past that.
Moved on? - Believe that.
Miss you? - f**k that.

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kclove5
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Be calm.
~~~~~~~~~
I know you feel like you were breaking down.
I know that it gets so hard sometimes,
Be calm.
~~~~~~~~~
Take it from me, I've been there a thousand times.
You hate your pulse because it thinks you're still alive
and everything's wrong
It just gets so hard sometimes
Be calm.
~~~~~~~~~

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countrygirl123
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Every girl has her best friend, her boyfriend & her true love.. ||||||||||||||||||||||♥
But your really lucky if they
are all three the same
person.
nmf.

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VictoriaRose88
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Get your legs a flexin..
& your arms te-rexin do the creep!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iiloversyouduhh
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 11:42am UTC

Believe in yourself,
and all that you are,
know that there is
Something inside you that is far greater
Then any obsticle.
NOT MY QUOTE

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VictoriaRose88
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 4:33pm UTC

GIRLS SUFFER FROM PMS,
Periods, cramps, childbirth, shaving, plucking,
makeup dilemmas and high heels,
Guys just complain.

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stephlovesyouu_
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May 7, 2012 7:23pm UTC

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"I only speak the truth,
but i guess that's a
foreign language to y'all."
-Lil Wayne♥
nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

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Thelittlee80
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:41pm UTC

the wrost mistake you can make
is walking away from the person,
who has actually been waiting for you the whole time.

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MoreThanThis97
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:41pm UTC

What happens
when you look in the mirror
and you want to change
everything?

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madimonkey
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:41pm UTC

sometimes i with i was a little girl again because brused knees heal faster than broken hearts </3

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liveloveparty
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Sometimes
The pain is too much to bare. & life gets hard and you just don't care. You feel so alone you just sit and cry. Every second you wish to die.

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softball143
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Never in a million years
did I expect my life to be the way it is now.

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bizzlebelles
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hold my heart
IT'S BEATING FOR YOU anyways.♥
bibizzlebellesb

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