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  1. iamabanana iamabanana
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    BLOODY
    HELL.
    {You just thought of Ron♥}


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  3. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 10:06am UTC
    *posts a new quote*
    *Checks Faves* OMG 7 faves already!
    This is SO gonna be a top quote!!!
    *refreshes page 10 minutes later*
    ...8 Faves.
    Dammit.

  4. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    favorite this if..
    you've ever forgiven someone just because you
    didn't want to lose them,
    even if they didn't deserve your forgiveness.

  5. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    SOMEONE DOESN'T REPLY
    TO YOUR TEXTS
    2% - You assume they're just doing something &don't have the time to pick up their phone.
    42% - They hate you.
    56% - They're dead.

  6. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    yes, i'm a teenager...
    and yes, i do plan on watching
    the new winnie the pooh movie.
    press the '♥' if you're going to watch it too.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  7. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 6:33am UTC
    Oh my God look how much you've grown!
    ....
    Who the hell are you...? o.O
    We've all had those moments (:

  8. luckybubbles luckybubbles
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:42am UTC
    I hate thatlump in your throat before you're about to cry

  9. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:19am UTC
    *boy comes home
    from school*
    Boy: Dad! A boy at school called me a f . a . g . g . o . t !
    Dad: Then beat him up, son!
    Boy: But dad.. he's sooo cute...

    nmf.

  10. coolgirl999 coolgirl999
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk..
    "Dude, you we r e th r owing rocks at my cat screaming,
    PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU.!"

  11. softballgurl10 softballgurl10
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 8:50am UTC
    When your hanging out with your guy friend
    and strangers give you a look, like they are dating?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    Cherophobia:
    The fear that you might die laughing.

  15. ilovemusicxoxo89 ilovemusicxoxo89
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Screw boys.
    I'm getting a pet rock.

  16. yamigoochi yamigoochi
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    Dear brother singing in the shower,
    You have a lovely voice. Beyonce would be jealous.
    Sincerely,
    Yeah, you'll see this on YouTube.

  17. smileyz316 smileyz316
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    Boy: (playing xbox)
    Girl: (sitting on her boyfriend bed pouting)
    Boy: Whats wrong babe?
    Girl: Oh nothing...
    Boy: (turns off xbox)
    Girl: (starts to smile) why did you stop?
    Boy: Because babe....I wanna play playstation.
    Girl: -___-
    .

  18. smileyz316 smileyz316
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    Kid: Mom can i wear a mini-skirt today.?
    Mom: No !
    Kid: Can i wear lipstick
    Mom: No!
    Kid: Can i wear high heels?
    Mom: No!
    Kid: But Mom I'm Seventeen
    Mom: I know Justin , i know..
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


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  20. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    i'm willing to brighten your day,
    even if i can't brighten my own. ♥

:)

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