SOMEONE DOESN'T REPLY TO YOUR TEXTS 2% - You assume they're just doing something &don't have the time to pick up their phone. 42% - They hate you. 56% - They're dead.
*boy comes home from school* Boy: Dad! A boy at school called me a f . a . g . g . o . t ! Dad: Then beat him up, son! Boy: But dad.. he's sooo cute... ♥ nmf.
smileyz316 posted a quote
June 20, 2011 1:03pm UTC
Boy: (playing xbox) Girl: (sitting on her boyfriend bed pouting) Boy: Whats wrong babe? Girl: Oh nothing... Boy: (turns off xbox) Girl: (starts to smile) why did you stop? Boy: Because babe....I wanna play playstation. Girl: -___- .
smileyz316 posted a quote
June 20, 2011 12:48pm UTC
Kid: Mom can i wear a mini-skirt today.? Mom: No ! Kid: Can i wear lipstick Mom: No! Kid: Can i wear high heels? Mom: No! Kid: But Mom I'm Seventeen Mom: I know Justin , i know.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥