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haleyw2000

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Member Since: 23 Jun 2011 04:55pm

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Hai I'm Haley.
There's too much bout me,
So get ta know me <3

 

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1. haleyw2000
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 4:24pm UTC
   The world can't end in 2012!
   My Cheez-Its expire in 2013!
   nmf
   
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2. haleyw2000
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 2:31pm UTC
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3. haleyw2000
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 8:12pm UTC
   That time on Witty when your quote gets
   alot of faves and every time you refresh
   it you get more and more.
   nmf
   
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4. haleyw2000
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 8:05pm UTC
   People said I should try to walk a mile in someone else's shoes, and I would understand them.
   I walked a mile in your shoes, and understood that your a b*tch.
   nmf
   
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5. haleyw2000
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 4:54pm UTC
   Dear Prince Charming,
   You've got alot of explaining to do!
   Sincerely,
   Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, AND Sleeping Beauty
   
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6. haleyw2000
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 4:49pm UTC
   Dear Toaster,
   Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
   Sincerely, Toast
   nmf
   
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7. haleyw2000
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 4:33pm UTC
   Dear Windsheild Wipers,
   Can't touch this.
   Sincerely, That Little Triangle
   ♥
   nmf!!
   
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8. haleyw2000
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 4:27pm UTC
   Dear Yahoo,
   I've never heard anyone say,"I don't know, lets Yahoo it!" Just sayin...
   Sincerely, Google.
   
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9. haleyw2000
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 2:41pm UTC
   He
   Inspires
   Me
   nmf
   
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10. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 2:22pm UTC
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11. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    I don't have an additude problem, you have a problem with my additude.
    And that's your problem, not mine...
    nmf!
    
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12. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    I wonder how
    police on bikes
    arrest people.
    "Alright, get in
    t
    the basket."
    
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13. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    When people say anythig is possible I think about stapling pudding to a tree...
    xD
    
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14. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    I don't wanna think outside the box.
    I like it in this box.
    It's my box.
    nmf!!
    
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15. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Dear gangsters,
    You might be able to outrun the cops faster if you pull up your pants.
    Sincerly,
    I'm Sick Of Seeing Your Boxers
    nmf
    
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16. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    -Goes upstairs- "Why am I here?"
    -Goes downstairs- "Oh yeah, now I remember."
    -Goes back up- "Forgot again. Damn it!"
    
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17. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    Be like a panda!
    They're black, white, and Asian!
    But they're not Mexican...
    Be like a panda with a TACO!
    ♥
    NOTMYFORMAT
    
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18. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 11:09am UTC
    How do you keep a blonde busy?
    Put her in front of a mirror and tell
    her to stay
    until the other one talks
    vfdfbfgv
    Format:Sandrasaurus
    
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19. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 10:59am UTC
    I feel like a Jedi every time the automatic doors open.
    May the force be with me!
    
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20. haleyw2000
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 10:41am UTC
    S o m e g i r l s p u t o n t o o m u c h
    m a k e u p
    Your face is not a coloring book!
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

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