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  1. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 3:43pm UTC
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    You see
    I use this
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    I am super
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  2. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Saying YOLO
    As an excuse
    For when you act stupid.
    nmf/nmq

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Straight Person: I support gay rights.
    Ignorant Person: You're gay.
    Straight Person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
    Ignorant Person: F*ggot, you're going to helll.
    Straight Person: Okay, cool. I'll be right back, I'm going to go kick a dog.
    Ignorant Person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! It's just a dog! It's not hurting anybody, so why should you be so cruel to it?!
    Straight Person: Oh. I didn't know you were a dog. Freak.
    Ignorant Person: I'm not a dog.
    Straight Person: Well obviously you are. If you weren't a dog, why would you stand up for them?
    Ignorant Person: Wow. Don't you know you can stand up for somethng without being it?
    Straight Person: ...
    Ignorant Person: ..oh..
    Straight Person: Think before you speak.

  4. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    I like food
    more than people.

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:53pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    i was watching dr. oz and he said that if you sit for more than half of your day you’re 54% more likely to die of a heart attack
    lol i’m f.ucked.

  8. auubree auubree happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    FISH
    fck it, sh*t happens.

  9. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    once I'm eighteen, I'm gone. i'm packing up and leaving.I want endless nights and loud concerts. i want a quietapartment filled with books and good music. i want nights that are dark and wild, lit by city lights and
    bonfires. i want someone who TALKS ABOUT LIFE AND religion with me, and loves me even with my flaws. once i'm gone, i'm never going to come back.

  10. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    I hate the word homophobia.
    It is not a phobia.
    You are not scared.
    You are just an a.sshole.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. animallover721 animallover721 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Mom: Eat your vegetables!
    Kid: I HATE vegetables!
    Mom: But they like you!
    Kid: THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THEM!
    LOL

  13. delirant delirant happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Popular Girl
    I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
    29 minutes ago · Like
    Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
    27 minutes ago ' like
    Me
    I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    My Dad You have me!:D
    29 minutes ago · Like

  14. angry_muffins angry_muffins happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Swearing
    because sometimes, calling someone a cotton-headed ninny-muggins just won't do it

  15. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    ZOMBIES EAT BRAINS . . . y O U ' R E S A F E .

  16. NeverShoutGretchy NeverShoutGretchy
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 5:22pm UTC

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    Pokémon! Who would you choose?
    Don't remove credit. kclove5 ©

  17. ThatonegirlJazzx3 ThatonegirlJazzx3
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    *2 new messages*
    [ Mom: I love you ♥ ]
    [Mom: Sorry hunny, wrong person.]
    sigh (.__.) forever alone..

  18. ilovetheboynextstatex98 ilovetheboynextstatex98 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    BEATLES(1978): " I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND."
    CHRIS BROWN (2012): " I JUST WANNA SEE YOU STRIP."
    YOU FAIL SOCIETY.

  19. totallynotacat* totallynotacat*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    *Mom hands me phone to answer*
    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
    My mom's reaction=priceless.

  20. tylerr tylerr happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:35am UTC
    GOOD THINGS NEVER L▲ST
    B▲D THINGS NEVER DIE.

:)

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