Straight Person: I support gay rights. Ignorant Person: You're gay. Straight Person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us. Ignorant Person: F*ggot, you're going to helll. Straight Person: Okay, cool. I'll be right back, I'm going to go kick a dog. Ignorant Person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! It's just a dog! It's not hurting anybody, so why should you be so cruel to it?! Straight Person: Oh. I didn't know you were a dog. Freak. Ignorant Person: I'm not a dog. Straight Person: Well obviously you are. If you weren't a dog, why would you stand up for them? Ignorant Person: Wow. Don't you know you can stand up for somethng without being it? Straight Person: ... Ignorant Person: ..oh.. Straight Person: Think before you speak.
once I'm eighteen, I'm gone. i'm packing up and leaving.I want endless nights and loud concerts. i want a quietapartment filled with books and good music. i want nights that are dark and wild, lit by city lights and bonfires. i want someone who TALKS ABOUT LIFE AND religion with me, and loves me even with my flaws. once i'm gone, i'm never going to come back.
Popular Girl I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:( Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT! 29 minutes ago · Like Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous! 27 minutes ago ' like Me I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me. Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago My Dad You have me!:D 29 minutes ago · Like
*Mom hands me phone to answer* Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home? Me: I have no mother. Her: Well can I speak to your father? Me: Yeah, which one? Her: Which one is home? Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio. Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio? Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark. Her: So who's Antonio? Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex. Her: So Carlos was cheating? Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor. Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated? Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating. Her: So Mark wasn't cheating? Me: I never said that. Her: Yes, yes you did! Me: No I didn't. Her: Y-yes! You did! Me: Did what? Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye. My mom's reaction=priceless.