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MyWittyProfile
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May 11, 2012 3:43pm UTC

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lovestardoll423
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May 10, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Saying YOLO
As an excuse
For when you act stupid.
nmf/nmq

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BravoSierra
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May 10, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Straight Person: I support gay rights.
Ignorant Person: You're gay.
Straight Person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
Ignorant Person: F*ggot, you're going to helll.
Straight Person: Okay, cool. I'll be right back, I'm going to go kick a dog.
Ignorant Person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! It's just a dog! It's not hurting anybody, so why should you be so cruel to it?!
Straight Person: Oh. I didn't know you were a dog. Freak.
Ignorant Person: I'm not a dog.
Straight Person: Well obviously you are. If you weren't a dog, why would you stand up for them?
Ignorant Person: Wow. Don't you know you can stand up for somethng without being it?
Straight Person: ...
Ignorant Person: ..oh..
Straight Person: Think before you speak.

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givingyoumyheart
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May 9, 2012 9:50pm UTC

I like food
more than people.

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BravoSierra
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May 10, 2012 2:53pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pigglywiggly
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May 9, 2012 5:02pm UTC

i was watching dr. oz and he said that if you sit for more than half of your day you’re 54% more likely to die of a heart attack
lol i’m f.ucked.

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auubree
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May 9, 2012 6:08pm UTC

FISH
fck it, sh*t happens.

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rec0ver
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May 9, 2012 5:23pm UTC

once I'm eighteen, I'm gone. i'm packing up and leaving.I want endless nights and loud concerts. i want a quietapartment filled with books and good music. i want nights that are dark and wild, lit by city lights and
bonfires. i want someone who TALKS ABOUT LIFE AND religion with me, and loves me even with my flaws. once i'm gone, i'm never going to come back.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 5:38pm UTC

I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an a.sshole.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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animallover721
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April 4, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Mom: Eat your vegetables!
Kid: I HATE vegetables!
Mom: But they like you!
Kid: THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THEM!
LOL

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delirant
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Popular Girl
I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
29 minutes ago · Like
Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
27 minutes ago ' like
Me
I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
My Dad You have me!:D
29 minutes ago · Like

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angry_muffins
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April 3, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Swearing
because sometimes, calling someone a cotton-headed ninny-muggins just won't do it

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jtcozzy
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March 25, 2012 1:44pm UTC

ZOMBIES EAT BRAINS . . . y O U ' R E S A F E .

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NeverShoutGretchy
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March 25, 2012 5:22pm UTC

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ThatonegirlJazzx3
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March 22, 2012 9:14pm UTC

*2 new messages*
[ Mom: I love you ♥ ]
[Mom: Sorry hunny, wrong person.]
sigh (.__.) forever alone..

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ilovetheboynextstatex98
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:26pm UTC

BEATLES(1978): " I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND."
CHRIS BROWN (2012): " I JUST WANNA SEE YOU STRIP."
YOU FAIL SOCIETY.

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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tylerr
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March 22, 2012 8:35am UTC

GOOD THINGS NEVER L▲ST
B▲D THINGS NEVER DIE.

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