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dg_dakota
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 10:37pm UTC

Girls are like apples.
The
best ones
are on top
but the boys dont want to
reach for them because they're afraid
of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they
settle for the rotten one's on the bottom
that aren't good, but easy.
So the think
apples on top
something
is wrong
They
with them, when in reality they're
amazing
just have to wait for
right boy to come
the one who's brave enough
To climb,
all the way to the top
nmq/nmf i do not take credit for this in anyway..
.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 10:19pm UTC

skinny friend: omg i wish i was skinny
smart friend: omg i only got a B+.
athletic friend: omg i wish i could run.
not single friend: omg i hate my boyfriend.
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me.
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: *cries in shower.*

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 9:19am UTC

When I logged on I had this.
8
It's like I became famous over night.

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Sugar_And_Schweiss
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 5:12pm UTC

WHEN I WAS A KID. . .
you were only cool if you had Crayola. RoseArt just wouldn't cut it.

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aliina246
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 6:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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gigglerQueen
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 11:23am UTC

If stress burned calories
I'd be a supermodel

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SmileyKelsea
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 10:29pm UTC

Bill Nye The Science Guy.
Fave if you said it in that voice.(:
♥

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Armydaughter
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 12:29pm UTC

This is Joseph Kony.
(-.-)
/█\
||
How many slaps can he get in this hour?
1 FAVE = 1 Slap

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 12:23pm UTC

me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
face: here's some acne
period: here's some cramps and lol now you're bloated too
school: he's some work
friends: here's a knife for your back
parents: here's some added pressure
me: ok

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Watching kid's shows with a younger sibling,
and laughing at it more than they do

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racechick_12k
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 5:19pm UTC

The Doctors Said I had No Chance
of Living When I was born..Today is my 18th Birthday
And Look at me now.. <3

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ggiafrate
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:04am UTC

Fav if you text
the word "LOL"
but
you really don't
LOL at all

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 12:14pm UTC

when's your curfew?
curfew is for people who actually leave the house.

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KicksAndGiggles91
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 10:05pm UTC

There once was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind.
She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. She said that if she could see the world, she would marry him.
One day, someone anonymously donated a pair of eyes to her.
When the bandages came off, her boyfriend got down on one knee and asked her,
“Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”
The girl was shocked when she saw that he was blind. She refused to marry him because of this.
Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying:
”Take care of your eyes my dear, they were mine before they were yours.”
.............................. .................................

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:45pm UTC

canadians: american people are so fat
british: american people are fat
chinese: american people are so fat
mexicans: american people are so fat
french: american people are so fat
americans: we are so fat

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xoxalyssa459
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC

*parents are sleeping*
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
*I'm sleeping*
parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at eachother and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof

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shewillbeloved_x
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 9:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 8:24pm UTC

For every one thing I like about myself,
I find 20 things that I don't like.

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mandiestebowswag
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Boy: Do you want to be the sun in my life?
Girl: awhh yess(:
Boy:Okay stay 92,995,887.6 miles away from me.

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