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1. guyonwitty000
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 6:51pm UTC
   We aren't made to be perfect
   { that is why«
   there are x||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
   eracers on pencils
   
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2. guyonwitty000
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 6:42pm UTC
   There are over 7 billion people in this world baby, why let one bring you down?
   
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3. guyonwitty000
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 6:06pm UTC
   Drake: Are you calling me a liar?
   Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
   Fave if you miss Drake & Josh!
   
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4. guyonwitty000
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 1:20pm UTC
   Mom: What are you doing?
   Me: On witty
   Mom: your sister goes on that
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Mom: Are you gay?
   true story -_-
   
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5. guyonwitty000
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 5:54pm UTC
   Just sometimes,
   sorry doesn't cut it..
   
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6. guyonwitty000
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 1:48am UTC
   Just got a witty,
   and man, girls, all guys aren't bad..
   
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